by Big JUls August 22, 2004

by Charon October 13, 2004

by Ryan & Andrew April 5, 2008

Any person that has not been baptized and does not plan on it. This nickname is the result of the creation of the nickname Doughtnut, as well as others like Waffle, Bagel, and French Toast. (Look only at the definitions provided by 'Relic' to see what each means when used as a nickname.)
She is definately a muffin; you can see it in her eyes. Not only that, though, but she told me she was yesterday.
by Relic January 15, 2005

mr. muffin
by Vampire0Princess December 20, 2009

I am about to jump in this muffin really quick and take shower.
Open that muffin and grab me a soda.
Hey, come over here and sit down on this muffin with me.
Open that muffin and grab me a soda.
Hey, come over here and sit down on this muffin with me.
by Cisco 2 February 20, 2010

similar to a cupcake(farting and wafting in someones face), a muffin is queefing and wafting in someones face
by Ben Bland June 5, 2023
