muffin

a muffin is a vagina it sprouts when it get real hot and wet.

my girlfriends muffin was squirting at me letting me know its ready

by Big JUls August 22, 2004

muffin

When someone is bitching/complaining about something unessesarily.

Joe: Ow, the cat just scratched me.
Jill: Awwwwwwwww, muffffinnnnnnn.

by Charon October 13, 2004

in the muffins

bad, a bummer, FUBAR; a situation that one does not wish to occur, but does anyway

John: An alligator bit off my leg!!
Wes: Dude, that's in the muffins.

by Ryan & Andrew April 5, 2008

muffin

Any person that has not been baptized and does not plan on it. This nickname is the result of the creation of the nickname Doughtnut, as well as others like Waffle, Bagel, and French Toast. (Look only at the definitions provided by 'Relic' to see what each means when used as a nickname.)

She is definately a muffin; you can see it in her eyes. Not only that, though, but she told me she was yesterday.

by Relic January 15, 2005

muffin

the name of my fiancee's dick top of the dick shaped like a muffin

mr. muffin

by Vampire0Princess December 20, 2009

Muffin

The cat that lives upstairs. He is fairly large.

Wow, muffin is a big cat!

by MuffinTheCat October 21, 2017

Muffin

A cupcake without frosting

Mitch: "Why did you make cupcakes? I wanted muffins!"

Tyler: "Just scrape off the frosting and it becomes a muffin."

by Cup O' Jo October 28, 2015