Haji-Mart

The Haji-Mart is the corner store where you can get your 40's, lotto tickets, smokes, and some other odds and ends. They are almost always run buy someone of Indian origin, like Apu on The Simpsons. Schenectady is the original home of the Haji-Mart. It's their #1 export to the world.

Apu (in almost indecipherable Indian accent)"Hello and welcome to my haji-Mart, what can I do for you today? We have a special on Colt 45 today, and our hot dogs are now almost 75% rectum free"

by bulldoggin January 13, 2007

Martha's Vineyard

A beautiful island, which has retained its charm and character throughout the growth of its fame. The summer visitors who stay in "MV" may be in fact equally as wealthy as those staying in the flashy Hamptons, but despite popular belief the Vineyard does not have a hoity-toity feel, and residents and visitors alike are friendly and do not appear snobby. Another major difference between the Vineyard and some other wealthy beach towns is the type of people -- Martha's Vineyard is a summer getaway for old money, as opposed to the nouveau riche of The Hamptons. You'll also find that those who spend summers in MV tend to be democrats. After celebs such as Clinton and the Kenedys began vacationing on the Vineyard, the news of this charming island spread and yes, more and more tourists have arrived. However, they have managed to keep almost every chain hotel or restaurant off of the island, there are virtually zero traffic lights, and large advertising and signage is limited. The charm of Martha's Vineyard definitely remains.

I'm heading up to charming Martha's Vineyard for the summer.

by vineyardlover September 14, 2008

Marte

Marte is funny, intelligent, genuine, kind and surprisingly forgiving- but will cut a bitch over her spouse

Marte loves her spouse so much she will CUT-A-BITCH!

by SmarteChick December 20, 2016

Wal-Mart

(verb) Returning something that has broken or quit working a few months after purchase, whether one purchased it from Wal-Mart of not. This is due to Wal-Mart's return policy of don't ask, don't tell.

I totally Wal-Marted that vacuum after it clogged up and quit working on me.

Wal-Mart didn't take back the steam cleaner I bought after if died, so I bought a new one, threw the old one in the new box and returned it.

I needed a remote for just a day, so I bought one and Wal-Marted it the next day.

by HankHill September 26, 2008

Wal Mart at 10:30 p.m.

Where the lowest social class imaginable goes to shop or (more likely) just hang out. Great place to go if you have a low self esteem.

"I really felt good about myself after I went to Wal Mart at 10:30 p.m."

by Kindagawky2 January 8, 2010

Wal Mart

A larger yard sale.

My dad stops for every wal mart in search of a good deal.

by Mantis November 10, 2003

Wal-Mart

A very, very depressing place to be.
There are many terrible things about Wal-Mart, and I'm, just going to say a few.
A: They censor their CD's. It's incredibly annoying.

B: It's quite easy to smell several different kinds of smoke on most of their employees. (I was declined a comment when I asked about that.)

C: The occurrence of collisions between shopping carts and Mini-Vans has been increasing steadily in the Midwest. You would think that they might at least shorten the pot-breaks for the cart people a little bit.

D: The employees seem to blame you for everything, for example...:
"My daughter got an abortion because of YOU!"
"I bet Bush won the election because of YOU!"
"I got pregnant because of YOU!"

E. A crapload of the male employees have hit on my 53-year-old mother. I find that rather disturbing.

Wal-Mart = The ultimate Ghetto-Mart.
See also: hell

Don't take your kids to Wal-Mart.
Because Jesus told you not to.

by The Scurviest Pirate on Earth August 8, 2005