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Cottonback Rattle Moccasin

A large, particularly ill tempered snake which resides within the state Texas, and parts of Louisiana. Although its existence has never been confirmed, many reports of vicious attacks have come in from drunken fishermen all over the state. They are said to have vivid color patterns and are accompanied by a peculiar odor. They are especially prone to attacking liberals.
What is that over there in the bushes? Holy shit! that's a cottonback rattle moccasin!! Get the hell away from it man, you're a registered democrat!
by texasmustang67 September 2, 2010
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white mascara

when a girl is giving a lad a blowjob and he pulls it out right before he cums and lines up and the cum should fire out into her eye, covering her eyelashes like mascara.
"last night i gave my tess white mascara, she cried..then loved it"
by tessdaan August 18, 2009
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Miscarty

The noob misspelling of the word miscarry, a modern replacement of "fail". This originated from sundownoverthesierra & defenestratings on the neopets chat room, Fan clubs.
Kevkev: I Luv My cousin he in army

Bread: Peic miscarty.
by Rochellllee July 18, 2009
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Moocat

A feline roughly the size of a young cow.
Ohmigod, that is such a Moocat.
by Shadowlord January 5, 2006
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Mojca

- Traditional names of "typical" Americans are like "Smith" or "Johnson"

- Traditional names of "typical" Slovenians are like "Mojca" or "Tonček"
by Amelet February 12, 2010
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mascary

Referring to the unfortunately unhappy effect of a naively hopeful but clueless misapplication, to the eye lashes, of cosmetic instruments.
After what seemed like hours, Melanie emerged from the bathroom, clutching her treasury of cosmetics in her gold-clipped komodo-dragon bag close to her breasts, as if in triumph. But so mascary was that face, as of a baleful Moon of Hecate, that Helmut clutched his belly and his mouth, and poor Benjamin swooned into the lap of Natasha -- ironically the last thing that Melanie could have wanted.
by Caniscandida August 29, 2009
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water moccasin

A far better name for a red bull and vodka, particularly if consumed in the morning as a bracer to steady yourself after an all nighter with your buddies.
"Dude, you stink like a brewery and look terrible" "No shit sherlock. Let's hit the Pulpit for some 2 for 1 water moccasin's so I can brace myself and get going again"
by All nighter all the time March 17, 2017
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