When a nigga is high and he tries to mooch. Moochin niggas will try and mooch anything: food, drinks, jackets, hats, and more. Moochin niggas are nice when they are sober but when they are high they become a real pain in the ass cause they always tryna mooch your shit.
Henry: Yo can i get some of those Kidd valley fries? I’m hella hungry.
Me: Yo Henry chill out you just ate two orders of fries when we were in the restaurant and now you tryna mooch my shit? You really have become a moochin nigga.
Me: Yo Henry chill out you just ate two orders of fries when we were in the restaurant and now you tryna mooch my shit? You really have become a moochin nigga.
by Moochinnigga123 August 16, 2019
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Patrick: The architecture here is really amazing. It's so Romanesque.
Josh: Oh yeah, definitely Romanesque. The pillars are really Romanesque.
Todd: Hey you guys, we should totally write an article on Romanesque architecture. For Jackass Monthly.
Josh: Oh yeah, definitely Romanesque. The pillars are really Romanesque.
Todd: Hey you guys, we should totally write an article on Romanesque architecture. For Jackass Monthly.
by TJDOrlando December 30, 2008
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1. Overtly expensive 'designer' sunglasses (Dior, Klein et al), named as so because they are to be worn only for three months, after that they are out of fashion.
2. Any overtly expensive fashion product expected to run out of fashion in limited time.
3. Any piece of art bought only because of the name associated with it and not the piece of art itself.
4. Sunglasses associated with three months.
1. Overtly expensive 'designer' sunglasses (Dior, Klein et al), named as so because they are to be worn only for three months, after that they are out of fashion.
2. Any overtly expensive fashion product expected to run out of fashion in limited time.
3. Any piece of art bought only because of the name associated with it and not the piece of art itself.
4. Sunglasses associated with three months.
1. 'Yes, I'm serious, he bought Dior glasses for three-hundred EUR and after three months just didn't wear them any more because it was out of fashion.'
2. Yes, I'm serious, he bought Dior anal lube for three-hundred EUR and after three months just didn't use it any more because it was out of fashion.'
3. 'This Mondriaan here is the prize item of my collection, I'm extremely positive I would have bought for enough money to sustain a third world country for six months any-how if the artist wasn't famous. If you do not see this, you know nothing of art.'
4. I hate it when there are three-months sunglasses in my prawns on the barbie.
2. Yes, I'm serious, he bought Dior anal lube for three-hundred EUR and after three months just didn't use it any more because it was out of fashion.'
3. 'This Mondriaan here is the prize item of my collection, I'm extremely positive I would have bought for enough money to sustain a third world country for six months any-how if the artist wasn't famous. If you do not see this, you know nothing of art.'
4. I hate it when there are three-months sunglasses in my prawns on the barbie.
by Lajla July 7, 2008
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Tom was going to let Anna into his dorm, but she had already door mooched her way to the third floor.
by nukid1 September 20, 2010
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Get the The Monthly Curse mug.A digital beggar. Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back. But instead of a street corner. There on youtube, snapchat, facebook etc. For example Jovan Hill as per the NY post
Hill has more than 200,000 social-media followers distributed across such platforms as Periscope, YouTube, Instagram and Twitter, and he guides them like a symphony conductor.
‘It was like a miniature Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon, only with muscular dystrophy displaced by laziness and marijuana attachment.’
“I’m very poor today,” Hill says on the video between tokes. “So if you want any tax write-offs, please donate to the Jovan charity.”
Hill has more than 200,000 social-media followers distributed across such platforms as Periscope, YouTube, Instagram and Twitter, and he guides them like a symphony conductor.
‘It was like a miniature Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon, only with muscular dystrophy displaced by laziness and marijuana attachment.’
“I’m very poor today,” Hill says on the video between tokes. “So if you want any tax write-offs, please donate to the Jovan charity.”
Look at that cyber mooch begging for rent online. No shame
Jovan was cyber mooching hard today for that skywalker kush
Jovan was cyber mooching hard today for that skywalker kush
by P - Hustle December 15, 2018
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