"I was chatting up this girl at a party and some dude who liked her straight up Mongolian cockblocked! Tackled me and beat me about the head and shoulders."
by captainsausage July 22, 2008
Get the mongolian cockblock mug.Noun; An insult. Usually just a random insult, unless they do infact destroy penis and queef very often. Usually used towards females, but can be used towards a male if chosen to.
by TheSavageSquid June 1, 2010
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Refers to when the eyes become red and bloodshot after the consumption of cannabis. see also red eye.
-"Dude, you look pretty chonged out"
-"Woah seriously?"
-"I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A CASE OF THE MONGOLIAN EYE BEETLE."
-"Woah seriously?"
-"I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A CASE OF THE MONGOLIAN EYE BEETLE."
by Rum0uRzZz July 15, 2009
Get the Mongolian Eye Beetle mug.n. A 1%er motorcycle gang and organized crime syndicate whose headquarters is located in SoCal, originally formed in 1969 by Hispanic Vietnam War veterans who had been denied entry into Hell's Angels due to their race. They are notorious for some of their criminal activity, including drug dealing (esp. methamphetamine), money laundering, robbery, extortion, illegal possession of firearms, and murder. Ask anyone who knows motorcycle gangs well, and they will probably tell you that the Mongols are one of the most notorious and badass motorcycle gangs in the world.
Biker Dude: I'm gonna get initiated into the Mongols, cuz I'm a badass motherfucker.
Friend: I'd like to see you try!
Friend: I'd like to see you try!
by loop zoop July 15, 2011
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1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it.
2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip.
3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!)
4. A cock face dick bandit!
5. Your the cock face dick bandit!
6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK!
7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK!
8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it.
2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip.
3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!)
4. A cock face dick bandit!
5. Your the cock face dick bandit!
6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK!
7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK!
8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
by Hoo-Ah July 24, 2010
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Get the gooch mongol mug.A person who flirts with as many people as possible, and then rejects those who inevitably fall in love. Stems from an unhealthy low self-esteem, as they want to feel loved by as many people as possible, regardless of whether or not they actually like said people. Originated from the idea that people don't know whether a mongoose eats a snake or a snake eats a mongoose.
1 - I think I've fallen in love with you...
2 - Oh... well, sorry, I don't feel the same.
1 - What? But you've given me all the signals!
2 - Oh yeah, haha, I tend to do that. ^^
1 - You're such a mongoose. :'(
2 - Excuse me?
2 - Oh... well, sorry, I don't feel the same.
1 - What? But you've given me all the signals!
2 - Oh yeah, haha, I tend to do that. ^^
1 - You're such a mongoose. :'(
2 - Excuse me?
by disastrophe March 28, 2009
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