After receiving head from my g/f, I gave her a monopoly man and collected 200 dollars for passing go.
by KHarozine February 3, 2009
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Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.
Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.
Guy 1: Man, had to give Shirley a monopology today. Didn't go too well.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.
by Hamlette September 13, 2010
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A word used to describe boobs of Amazonian war princesses who wanted to cut off their boobs for better performance at battlefields but made a compromise to cut only one side as they had to breastfeed babies. It is an old, traditional custom that goes back to as far as the Golden Age of Greece, but is often overlooked by commercial businesses that make movies with pretty girls that have both wild tendencies and boobs.
Why doesn't Wonder Woman have monoboob too?
by EunhaeLee May 31, 2017
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everybody had it. No one like
it, even if you thinked you liked the game you didn't.
And it's simple why, ok. Cause this is anyone
here 2 and a half hours into a game of Monopoly, ready?...
*Booush* "FUCK THIS GAME! It's 4 in the morning
grandma, YOU WIN! I'm sittin on Baltic with crap!
I'm paying luxury tax out the ass! And I hate when
your the banker, where did you get the pink 50's you
cheating whore! Don't fucking touch me grandpa, NANA
is a cheating whore! I should cut you head off with this
little doggy!"...
everybody had it. No one like
it, even if you thinked you liked the game you didn't.
And it's simple why, ok. Cause this is anyone
here 2 and a half hours into a game of Monopoly, ready?...
*Booush* "FUCK THIS GAME! It's 4 in the morning
grandma, YOU WIN! I'm sittin on Baltic with crap!
I'm paying luxury tax out the ass! And I hate when
your the banker, where did you get the pink 50's you
cheating whore! Don't fucking touch me grandpa, NANA
is a cheating whore! I should cut you head off with this
little doggy!"...
by i love swiss cheese February 1, 2007
Get the playing monopoly mug.Is a play published by Eve Ensler which apparently incited much disgust and puritanical uproar from approximately 80% of others who 'defined' the term. The veracity of such responses reflects a trend of testosterone laced ignorance which bred to logical fallacies (*please see "I can guarantee anyone that if a man did this, he would be crucified and in jail" excerpt of long winded rant of someone who is angry at vaginas and those how own one/utter such an offensive name - so much so that the first amendment belongs to those with penises or vagina owning mutes (I assume). And I think it must be said that the Romans totally stopped that whole crucifixion thing a long time ago, you drama queen. Lastly, pardon my french but, vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina. My critical thinking skills tell me that if you have an irrational fear/hatred of vaginas, that the title, "VAGINA MONOLOGUES" deceptively leads one to believe they are attending "Jesus Christ Superstar" or "Catz" or anything not related to monologues (long speeches from one character) about vaginas (vaginas). Ergo your thirst for retaliation at such an injustice (in demanding punishment for such an act within their first amendment rights) would be logical -- on what ever plain of existence you dwell in away from the shared reality of everyone else oh yeah... (noun).
Guy 1: MAN DID YOU SEE THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES????
Guy 2: No, i was too busy fucking your mom's vagina.
Guy 1: I was busy being disappointed that I wasn't actually going to see talking vaginas who do magic tricks... Do you think I will ever have coitus with a female vagina?
Girl: You dumb asses saw that teeth movie didn't you?
Guy 2: No, i was too busy fucking your mom's vagina.
Guy 1: I was busy being disappointed that I wasn't actually going to see talking vaginas who do magic tricks... Do you think I will ever have coitus with a female vagina?
Girl: You dumb asses saw that teeth movie didn't you?
by VaGiNa JuStIcE!!! April 21, 2013
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Get the monojob mug.Chief keef is upset in his monologue because the “fuckers” are always in a barber shop talking shit about him (keef 45). Chief keef is telling these “fuckers” to “shut the fuck up” (keef 45). He then says that they are not shit he goes on to rant about these so called “fuckers” (keef 45). Eventually he keef states that if “another one of y’all motherfcukers starts talking shit about chief lied I’m fucking beating they ass (hits fist to hand with a bang)” (keef 47). That is the chief keef (love Sosa monologue).
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