Mongolian Mask

A heroic feat where a man stretches his scrotum across the breadth of a woman's face.

She blew me in the bath, so my bag was very stretchy. I took the opportunity to lay her down and give her a Mongolian Mask.

by CKFun February 11, 2004

Mongolian throwpillow

A Mongolian throwpillow is when somebody is sleeping and you jump in their bed naked, roll around all over them, and run out of the room.

Fucking gross dude! That Mongolian throwpillow made the whole room smell like buttermilk and crotch!

by beanser January 3, 2006

Monggoloid

A slang word or a street word in Filipino used by rude people to describe a person with special needs usually a person with down syndrome.

Monggoloid ka ba ha? (Are you autistic?)

by KrizzyG November 8, 2018

mongotard

1. One who is so mentally retarded that even a Mongoloid's mental capacity is far greater than their own.
2. One who should cease to exist because they cannot spell "epitome".
3. A rhino horn rider's invalid room mate.
4. One who eats of smegma regularly and brags about it to the stuffed teddy bear he sleeps with.

Hector's room mate Frank is the epitome of mongotard. There is no person on this planet that better embodies the definition of mongotard that it is a pity that his picture cannot be submitted for everyone to see what a true mongotard is.

by Hector May 7, 2003

tit mongler

one who motorboats the elderly.

He is such a tit mongler.

by Fin8715 April 7, 2011

Mongo

Like when someone is funny and a bit dumb no intelligence like . Then instead of saying. The word stupid or dumb or any other way.

" he is a mongo "

by I made an account to make a w November 5, 2017

mongolito

a crippled or autistic dumbass who has no idea of what they are doing

Timmy: is that a rock?
Jhon: no, its a fucking bird, you mongolito/mongolita

by Pussyeater9999122 February 8, 2022