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manchester united

The most hated football team in the world.

Their supporters all live in London, and they play their home fixtures in a theme park.

They sook because people sing about Munich, but are happy to sing about Arsene Wenger being a paedophile every time he goes there.

They fork out outrageous amounts of money for players who turn out not to be that good (Michael Carrick).

95% of their supporters live overseas and know jack shit about them, yet profess to a long-standing love of 'their team'

Their manager is the most pig-headed bastard to ever inhabit a technical area, who never sees an incident where a United player dives or does one of their typically scummy tackles, but is always prepared to get stuck right into other teams whenever someone gets tough on one of his players.
Typical Manchester United Fan 1:"Who is Matt Busby?"
Typical Manchester United Fan 2:"I don't know, maybe he's the groundskeeper"
by stephen pay amos March 25, 2008
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Manchester

The use of male breasts, i.e., bitch tits, for intercourse.
I totally gave Meat Loaf the Manchester of his life last night!
by gynecomast October 7, 2009
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mooche

verb

To mooche around, to drift around in a very laid-back passive manner,
to mooche around the house; mall; search engines looking for definitions of obscure words
by buon_ombra June 21, 2009
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Manchester City

A formerly Great, formerly shite, and now better than ever, football team from Manchester.

Following the clubs purchase by some rich folk, city have enjoyed a meteoric rise in the last 3 seasons reaching the sort of heights that have been sadly absent since the late 60's and early 70's, maintaining a great support through the low points, including relegation to the third tier of English football which was followed by an instant double promotion in the next two seasons.

Since then the club has moved from Maine Road to The City of Manchester Stadium and has finally started to rise to the footballing standard of the fierce local rivals Manchester United. In the 2010/2011 season Man City overcame United at Wembley in the FA cup semi final on the way to win their first trophy in 35 years and resulting in a certain banner being removed from the much quieter stadium in the city.

In 2011 City will take their first steps in the worlds most prestigious club football tournament, the UEFA champions League after achieving a 3rd place finish, level on points with Chelsea FC in second.
Your friend seems like a nice guy" "Yeah, he must be he supports Manchester City
by PeteM68 December 11, 2011
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Manchester High School (manchester ct)

The second worst school in America. The students are dumb and the teachers don't know what they are teaching. The smartest senior in the school went to a community college the rest of his applications were turned down because he was dumb. The school feeds trash to its students. Just the second worst school in America.
Student 1: "Hey you go to Manchester High School (manchester ct)?

Student 2:"Yeah man. The kids are so dumb I just saw one kid fail a 1 question open note with the answer key test"
by Ya Head is the biggest June 8, 2016
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Manchester United Fans

a group of football fans, supporting the team manchester united. unfortunatly the majority of there support comes from countries outside of the uk, milions of miles away from old trafford. many can be found buying the latest kit and declaring there love for the the team, despite lacking the ability to point out manchester on a map. real man u fans generally hate there foriegn cousins, however they are now the majority, which leads to many a footy fan to hate man united all together.
manchester united fans are the fools in front of the telly that dont know anything about football.
by chelsea for lyf<cfc> August 23, 2008
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Manchester by the sea

A place where every family buys there child a Jeep as soon as they turn 16.. the moms all go to book clubs together to gossip about their children, who’s dating who, and sports. If you don’t spin the beach in your free time then you really aren’t from manch. Summers revolve around the singing beach and people spending time on yatchs.
Manchester by the sea is where you should live if being preppy is your thing.
by Manchhhhh1234 March 21, 2019
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