BMX riders...they do crazy ass stunts on their bikes and it looks like they're killing the damn thing.
Fruitbooter: Yo woodpusher, get the hell out the way.
Woodpusher: Naw dude tell the fkn bike molester to quit cuttin me off!
Bike Molester: This is fkn wicked!!
Fruitbooter: Get the fck out the way, you fkn bike molester!!!
Woodpusher: Naw dude tell the fkn bike molester to quit cuttin me off!
Bike Molester: This is fkn wicked!!
Fruitbooter: Get the fck out the way, you fkn bike molester!!!
by tom--> e August 28, 2007
Get the Bike Molestermug. An indoctrination done by communist college professors on there very impressionable gender ambiguous students. Where ALL people who are not straight, white, or Male are Nazi sympathizers. These nutty professors mold these little participation trophy winners into "Antifa" soldiers.Along with all the BS Hollywood rhetoric and fictional biased pandering of America's fake news establishment they have formed an army of zombie-like minions who are incapable of abstract thought.
Marxist minions are at it again with our impressionable youth, I swear they're molesting unicorns and making them think they shit skittles whilst solving world hunger, if we dont fight these fruitcakes we'll all be starving or dead in 10 years
by yotaterds January 18, 2021
Get the Molesting Unicornsmug. a sexual manuever most commonly known for both partners being covered in either maple or chocolate syrup. once the two are completely covered. insert a banana(peeled or unpeeled) into the anus of your partner. this part isnt entirely meant to increase pleasure, but feel free to take your time on this. once both bananas are in place. go ahead with your normal sexual activities.
once complete, you are allowed to eat the banana out of your lovers ass. if fecal matter is present on the fruit, continue eating, its proper manners.
once complete, you are allowed to eat the banana out of your lovers ass. if fecal matter is present on the fruit, continue eating, its proper manners.
by Jazlo January 23, 2009
Get the banana molestationmug. by El ritardo June 25, 2018
Get the Mooner molestermug. A distinct pair a round rimmed glasses mostly associated with Jeffery Dahmer's iconic creepy, sex, demon, chimo look. Most commonly seen in child molestation mugshots, with dungeon and dragons tattoos.
"Aye, Jeffrey Dahmer looking motherfucker over there is rocking them molester frames."
*Jeffrey Dahmer guy intensifies his jerk off session in the Denny's.
*Jeffrey Dahmer guy intensifies his jerk off session in the Denny's.
by RealLastat October 9, 2019
Get the Molester Framesmug. Adam: Leave me alone you guys!
Lee: Fucking Molester Jester
Adam: I'm not a pedalo!
*Terence gets Molester Jester tattooed*
Angela: Hi lomsbao sjizbak kdkks oops lol
Lee: Fucking Molester Jester
Adam: I'm not a pedalo!
*Terence gets Molester Jester tattooed*
Angela: Hi lomsbao sjizbak kdkks oops lol
by Debortables August 28, 2019
Get the Molester Jestermug. A Dirty molester is one of those average molesters with dirty qualities. Typically into sexual harassment. Guys they just want some love.
Barbra : Wow David, I never knew you had an uncle with such audacity
David: yes indeed, he is a dirty molester!
David: yes indeed, he is a dirty molester!
by Crustyhand November 15, 2019
Get the dirty molestermug.