Missionary

I don't know

I don't know missionary

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Missionary Power Bottom

Straight-girl version of a power bottom: missionary, legs locked, while piston driving her hips into overdrive, jackhammering upward while the dude on top chills as if he is a human dildo-zero thrusts, completely still.

“Bro, I’m still seeing stars. She looked me dead in the eye, said ‘Don’t you dare move,’ and went full Missionary Power Bottom™ on me. Ten minutes later I was speaking in tongues and the headboard filed a restraining order.”

by ThrustFundManager69 November 7, 2025

Missionary (CoD)

Someone who does the same thing every time in every game. Roof camper, spawn camper...

It's like the missionary (CoD) position every night with you.... like... do something else!!!!

by DJ Dammit Man November 21, 2025