Swiss Army Minority

This is the Golden Unicorn of token friends. Befriending this person make you immune to accusations of discrimination of all kinds.

The best example of this is the elderly black lesbian paraplegic that we shall dub Emma. She's the perfect token because she covers all bases. By befriending Emma you're no longer racist or sexist; nor do you discriminate towards age, ability/mobility, or sexual orientation.

Jack: Yo Willard....I heard you got sued for only hiring white people
Willard: yeah, people are foolish
Jack: Well what did you do?
Willard: I showed them a picture of our greeter, Emma
Jack: who is she?
Willard: Some old crusty wheelchair-bound nigger dyke I hired
Jack: Ah, a Swiss Army Minority
Willard: yeah, and she can cook greens like a motherfucker

by imthatawesome December 1, 2010

a minor

guitar chord that in tab looks like this ( standard tuning )
!------------------------
!1-----------------------
!-2----------------------
!-2----------------------
!------------------------
!------------------------
!------------------------
!

a minor is a very basic chord

by melaju March 6, 2005

Minori

Minori is soo damn hotttt

I wanna kiss Minori so bad

by fluuu November 27, 2018

Minoru Mineta

hes a lil bitch who likes to spy on girls fuck him

friend: whos Minoru Mineta
me: EW WE DONT TALK ABOUT HIM IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!

by allhailYagamiYato October 27, 2020

Elliot Minor

Band of 5 (fiiiit) Yorkshire lads, Greeaat music (Classical rock-pop) and they all have amazing personalities.
Lead singer & Guitar - Alex davies (oooft)
Second singer & Lead guitar - Ed Minton (Ooooofttt Ayeee.)
Keyboard - Ali Paul (Mmmm..)
Bass - Ed "Teddy" Hetherton (Yeshh)
Drums & backing vocals - Dan "Milky Bar Kid" Hetherton (Mmmmhhhmmm.)

Wow! Did you go to Elliot Minor's Manchester over 14s gig last night?! It was amazing!

I met Elliot Minor yesterday night! :O

Elliot Minor are my favourite band.

The Elliot Minor boys are Fit!!

by Lorneeee. August 3, 2008

gay minor

The key that all power ballads from the 80's are written in.

Evan: Dude check out this Tesla tune, it shreds.

Tydog: Harsh, turn it off, I can't stand all that "gay minor" shit. It's hurting my ears.

by Tydog April 7, 2008

minor coded

it’s someone who is coded to be similar to that of a minor

Person A: Hey I ship GxD
Person B: isn’t G 19 and D 29?
Person A: Yeah why ?
Person B: That’s minor coded

Person A: Are you dumb ?

by mokji February 1, 2021