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Millennial

Special little snowflake.

Born between 1982 and 1994 this generation is something special, cause Mom and Dad and their 5th grade teacher Mrs. Winotsky told them so. Plus they have a whole shelf of participation trophies sitting at home so it has to be true.

They believe themselves to be highly intelligent, the teachers and lecturers constantly gave them "A"'s in order to keep Mom and Dad from complaining to the Dean. Unfortunately, nobody explained to them the difference between and education and grade inflation so they tend to demonstrate poor spelling and even poorer grammar.

At work, millennials believe themselves to be overachievers who just aren't understood by their loser bosses. Even Mom said so when she showed up for the interview. They are the only generation in the universe to understand the concept of work life balance and to actually want to find a fulfilling career. All those Gen X losers just don't get it what with hoping to keep their jobs and pay the bills but they are just corporate drone so who cares what they think? They should be smart like Millennials and get Mom and Dad to pay for that stuff until they can work out what they want to do with their lives and then get rich doing it.
Well, I've been here at this job for 6 months now and I've been on time mostly so I should get a raise now 'cause I've paid my dues.
Did you know we are the most technologically advanced generation, like eva? And smart too. They call us millennials cause we were born before the millennial I think.
by The witter July 27, 2010
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Millenialtard

a millenial who gets easily butthurt whenever someone mentions anything that's related to the 90's.

It can also be used as a comeback to the annoying famous: Ok boomer.
Random person: i remember growing up watching dragon ball z back in the early 2000's.

Millenialtard: OH SHUTUP YOU GEN-Z! YOU'RE TOO YOUNG BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GROW UP IN THE 90'S!! REEEEE!!!!!
by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! January 24, 2020
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Millen

A really nice girl who is there to help anyone and everyone. Willing to sacrifice her time for others wants and needs. Doesn't look like a crack head
Wow you're millen
by Shling ding January 4, 2018
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Millennial Writing

A trend that we see in modern movies, video games, and other forms of pop culture that consists of ironic cringe lines, vague political statements that mean nothing, and tries to write the character to be just like the writer themselves. The origin of this style of writing comes from James Gunn and Joss Whedon’s style of writing in the Marvel Cinematic Universe during the early 2010s, despite Gunn and Whedon both being Gen X.
Robert: Hey did you play that new Saints Row game? My God that dialogue was horrible.
Daniel: That’s Millennial Writing for you.
by Lobert_Rarsh July 29, 2023
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Millennium

A version of the drinking challenge, Century Club. The rules are similar but every 10th shot is liquor instead of beer. Thus the total amount drunk is 90 shots of beer, and 10 shots of liquor. This must be done in the time span of one hundred minutes. Made popular by students of Queen's University.
'Hey bro, wanna do Century Club?' - Bro

'Don't be a pussy man, let's do fucking millennium!' - Alcoholic Bro
by EhEhron Buhlahkay November 22, 2013
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Millenium

A sexy man of many talents thats mentally built different than others is bound to greatness. Is shy but time with him, he will open up.
He's a Millenium.
by The703Kid February 22, 2017
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Millennium Bitches

Women who have had their first kid between 2000 and 2005.
Why is it that all the Millennium Bitches think their kids are better than everyone else?
by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005
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