Mickey Mouse Bullshit 

When you get ripped off or cheated.

WTF IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT!!!!

Mickey Mouse Bullshit by Zoubrasauce August 16, 2009

Mickey Mouse in my club house 

When anyone says " Mickey mouse in my club house" , it means there is metaphorically a penis in their vagina . The reason we say Mickey Mouse is because his head resembles a tiny penis ( Mostly because of the ears) .

Her - " theres a Mickey mouse in my club house"
Some random guy -" wait what? "

Mickey Mouse in my club house by Wackgirlshit April 8, 2019

Mickey Mouse Ears

The two flashing light on top of a police car(see also gumball and party hat).

When He noticed the Mickey Mouse ears on the car ahead of him he slowed down.

Mickey Mouse Ears by Light Joker August 27, 2004

Mickey Mouse Cop 

Another name for a mall cop or a rent-a-cop. They are about as intimidating as Mickey Mouse would be in a uniform.

Mickey Mouse Cop 1: Hey Bob, look at that man stealing all of that merchandise from the electronics store!

Mickey Mouse Cop 2: Stop with that bullshit Jim, I see TEENAGERS congregating over there.

Mickey Mouse Cops 1: OH SHIT! ENGAGE THE TARGETS!

Mickey Mouse Cop by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast March 11, 2012

Mickey Mouse Club House 

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into one ass, male of female. (no relation to the show)

John: Yo guys wanna do a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

The other 3 guys: Fuck yea!

Mickey Mouse Club House by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021

Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter

When a hip-hop/rap song is performed by a male is sped up to times 1.3. (Shortened to MMFUBD - Muh-fuh-bid)

I was bored, so I listened to 'Lil Wayne in MMFUBD (Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter) mode.

Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter by lover of cum January 16, 2009

mickey mouse copy 

A fake or illegal copy of something

I've got a mickey mouse copy of this new game.

mickey mouse copy by Jono. April 24, 2008