pan-metric idealism

A paradigm in which prime cavitations are spaced uniformly-enough on a discrete surface to create an electromagnetic force.

The prime numbers are placed evenly enough to make the discrete surface frictionless.

Pan-metric idealism suggests a surface-area in which uncountable prime-cavitations are spaced ideally so as to create a frictionless plane.

The spinning that creates this frictionless plane also creates the electromagnetic force.

by deepchurch November 10, 2021

dick metrics

Arbitrary unit of measurement used mostly by males. Derived from men overestimating their penis size.

"We got 8 inches of snow last night."

"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."

by MomFatale October 31, 2014

Metrocon

A low tier anime convention hosted every summer in Tampa, Florida since 2003. It is currently owned by an egotistical owner with a hyper-inflated sense of self-worth and self-importance. They host a myriad of low-level sub-par cosplay shows performed by talentless hacks.

Dink: Hey dude! Are you going to Metrocon this year?

Chad: Is that that one convention owned by that one SJW pandering, high estrogen, section 8 Adam Driver-looking dude?

Dink:.......I guess?

by ChesteroniTheGreater May 2, 2021

Metrimaphobia

The fear of tape measures, metrima being the greek word for measuring

1) Kelsey has metrimaphobia, she can not be near tape measure

2) I heard the superintendent has metrimaphobia, that is why he is always in the office.

by Reggiegear August 2, 2021

mctrick

When at McDonalds, eat all your nuggets, then put your sauces back in the box. close the top then ask if anyone wants to finish you nuggets. they will shake the box to see if there is really anything in there and get excited. Only to be McTricked when box is opened.

I just mctricked ian. Then he threw the bbq at me.

by VDC October 22, 2007

metrocurious

Straight males who are intrigued and envious of the metrosexual fashion embraced by their peers.

I knew my boyfriend was a little metrocurious when he agreed to go get highlights and a pedicure with me. At least that's what I hope it is.

by poizon_elff January 9, 2010

metiche

n. nosey, snoopy, curious. (Spanish for snoopy)

He's always getting in other people's business, I wish he weren't such a metiche!

by Yellow Yoshi September 4, 2008