the fitsgerald method

Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home smoking meth amphetamine.

I'm too much of a pussy to fight my own battles.. Lets spark up a bowl of shitty meth and use the Fitsgerald Method. Let's send Stephen with a knife..

by Anyonefromlowville March 17, 2016

The Linus Method

When a wants a song that nobody else would want he posts in announcements mentioning that the song is a once in a lifetime opportunity for a group buy. He then promotes the song as “insane” and when nobody likes the song after it leaks he gets upset because it’s ass.**

I got this new song but don’t know how to push people I got to use “The Linus Method”

by Opmdog1629 October 1, 2023

The Gogurt Method

When you freeze a Gogurt, cut a small hole in the top and use it as a dildo. When it heats up enough and the Gogurt comes out, you are done, because it nutted in you.

Did you hear what that Grant kid did the other night.

Yeah, The Gogurt Method with a whole box!
Was it one at a time or the whole box at once?
That Grant probably did one at a time, but who knows with a kid like that.

by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019

Middlemass method

The “middlemass” method is a method of using only curry sauce harvested from your local chines as your anal lubricant. side affects of the middlemass method are as follows : Ring sting, Balls of fire and extreme anal pain

“Me and my girlfriend totally did the middlemass method last night”

by Dshep2105 October 16, 2020

stamp method

the lick and stick or you eat her pussie and then u fuck her or visa versa

Person one: Little Johny used the stamp method on Sally!
Person two: Its about time that boy got some pussy

by Dom December 20, 2004

munga method

An interesting or unconventional approach to something.

Person 1: I’m thinking of saving some toilet paper by just having a shower afterwards.
Person 2: That’s a bit of a munga method, sir

by Snaguage November 10, 2021

Psyops Method

A method in which you have one of your friends vouch for you in a discord server in order to get a staff position and then hollywood everyone you know, grow a huge ego, and treat your discord mod position like a real job.

Jordan: I’m about to do the Psyops Method to get mod in Carti Hub

Blast: No one cares.

by JayFromTheKubScoutz August 30, 2023