Metrosexual

In the closet flaming homosexual who says they are straight (most likely a guilt-ridden Catholic Filipino male)

Remember Matt from the Bicolano Assoc? The one that carries a picture of Imelda Marcos in his red wallet with the sanrio? He's a metro talaga.

by Brian Barnes September 24, 2003

Metrosexual

A man who is married, but is so girly he claims - without reservation - that the obviously pink shirt he is wearing is really "PEACH" as he huffs and taps his foot with his hand on his hip.

Everyone stared at the metrosexual as he whined when his wife decided a good nickname for him would be "Peaches."

by Elizabeth July 31, 2003

Metrosexual

A man who has a sexual attraction to city buses; esp. in Seattle where the transit system is called Metro and the buses are all labelled Metro on their fronts.

{Juan}: Hey Larry! Did you know that John is a Metrosexual?
{Larry}: Yes I did Juan; I've known that for years if not decades now. He's a real fucking bus freak.

by Telephony June 12, 2018

metrosexual

A guy who:
1. Cares a lot about his appearance.
2. Has more pairs of shoes than his girlfriend.
3. Is not gay, but some may come to the conclusion that he is gay.
4. Watches Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, or even 'the straight guy' was on that show.
5. Is Vanity Smurf.

(Brainy Smurf's mushroom house; Brainy Smurf, Jokey Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, and Smurfette are playing a game of kimps at the kitchen table)

Brainy: Vanity, you're so fruity. You must be homosexual!
Vanity: No, I'm not!
Smurfette: I agree with Brainy. You're so girly, sometimes I wanna smurf up my breakfast!
Vanity: No! I'm not gay!
Jokey: Then what are you?
Vanity: Metrosexual!
Brainy/Smurfette/Jokey: Oh...
Grouchy: I HATE METROSEXUALS!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 8, 2004

metrosexual

Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.
-From Netscape Celebrity

The kind of guy who paints his nails, wears flip-flops, owns a lot of shoes, takes an hour to do their hair etc. but is not really gay.

by kegeten July 17, 2003

metrosexual

a person who likes trains, a LOT.

Joe: oh my god, what's that guy doing to the M train?!
Thomas: i don't know...
Lawson: isn't it clear? he's a metrosexual.

by bongo: gangsta chinese pirate October 9, 2005

metrasexual

A female who exibits strong preferences for roles and actions typically associated with men in a patriarchial society. These women may be the breadwinners and providers in a family or may simply have a high appreciation for worldly, intellectual and personal success over nurturing babies. This may also be a woman who has a lessened appreciation for boy-craziness and barbies. Being metrasexual does not necessarily mean that a woman does not like to groom herself, although this characteristic is generally not at the forefront of her motivations or actions she brings into the world. If she indulges in excessive self-grooming, it is usually a secondary action meant to support another goal.
To take into account the concept of yin and yang; A metrasexual would be a woman with a strong yang influence to her energy. The very joy of metrasexuality is the freedom to make alternative decisions based on capability and not gender or erotic preference.

Archetypally, metrasexuals are represented by the virgin goddesses of Hestia, Artemis, Athena and the alchemical goddess Aphrodite. These are personality profiles of the female nature that does not give her will over to others. Metrasexuality has been recognized since ancient civilization. This is just our modern term we set up to coutneract the power of such narrow classifications of homo and heterosexual.

by Julianna Devone March 22, 2004