Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

by Oh my my July 2, 2015

hammer myself

1. When you're about to participate in the act of an extremely good tugging

2. What you tell someone when you're about to participate in wild masterbation / annialating yourself sexually

Guys, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going to hop on xnxx and throw on an orgasm compilation and just absolutely hammer myself.

I'm so horny for a ravaging I'm going to turn on bukkake porn and hammer myself until I splooge right into the carpet.

by TwonnyTrash January 20, 2016

gayed myself

When you accidentally pierce your right ear instead of your left.

Male #1 - I just gayed myself by accidentally piercing the right ear, what do I do??
Male #2 - Pierce the other one?

by NotGayBro February 5, 2018

Finish myself

V. To masturbate. To pleasure oneself.

“I’m gonna finish myself.”

by sillykangaroo February 21, 2020

drop myself

Another way to talk about committing suicide

" I just wanna drop myself, you know? "

by Gothic Husband March 21, 2021

Kill myself music

Heavy screaming music that you cannot understand. Tends to be music that is uplifting or telling a story...but screaming it at you.

"Hey what are you doing right now?"
"Oh I'm just listening to some kill myself music, whats up?"

by LoginiFettucini July 14, 2022

gunna kill myself

My life

My life is shit so gunna kill myself

by Is my life worth living August 22, 2017