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To get run over by a Mercedes.
"You just got Merced! Now you have a Mercedes logo imprinted on your head."
by DJ Stryker November 5, 2006
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Mercedes is a girl who is very beautiful. She distances herself from most but once gets comfortable with you she will tell you anything. She loves to help and care for people. She is very loving and caring of people. She forgives yet never forgets. She is adorable, funny, cute, beautiful, hot, and very sexy. She will always make you laugh and when you are with her you have the best time of your life. But once you leave you can’t stand not being around her. Mercedes will always put herself second and help others before herself. She will always give you a second chance no matter what you have done. She will always love you even if you don’t talk anymore/go different ways. Over all Mercedes is one of the greatest people you will ever meet and you should always hold on to her. - bubs ❤️
by 2003bubs.29 March 21, 2020
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A car that has no status anymore. They are basically like american with german badge. They have fallen off the ladder. Plus the designs are ugly and anyone can afford an old one now. They get lost in the sea of cars and they are no longer distinctive in appearance.
mercedes- car driven by people who think their shit dont stink. They walk around like they are gods gift. Nobody even likes their shitty cars anymore.
by Lokir October 3, 2007
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Mercedes ML350

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An over priced German SUV targeted to wealthy middle aged house wives who constantly are always texting, picking their spoiled kids up from school, and spending their husbonds money on clothes
Look at her mom in her Mercedes ML350. I know, why cant her spoiled kids ride the bus like everybody else?
by DXXN350 August 30, 2010
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A quiet girl from school who has a totally different personality outside of school!
She's funny, more fun and loooves her weed and alcohol. She's a complete stoner, but you love her for it!
"Yo bro... I wanna take the edge off, do you got some pot?"

"No, but I bet Mercedez does, look, she's over there with the bong!"
by Queenafrica67 June 21, 2019
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Mercedes Lander

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The drummer for the heavy metal band KiTTie.
Mercedes Lander,the drummer of KiTTie,is getting fat.
by Amanda Cummings June 2, 2005
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