melon miner

An offensive term used to describe black people of African-American origins, due to their apparent love of watermelons.

Person 1: "Go back to your cotton field and pick!"

Person 2: "Shut up, Melon Miner."

by porchmonkey101 November 23, 2010

melonpan

needs help

This melonpan guy needs help

by IytDPtAtHBxh November 29, 2016

Dinkle melon

A huge large wad of used toilet paper stuck on someone's ass after wiping. Usually happens from using cheap toilet paper. Dinkle melons are much larger than dinkleberries.

Julie was disgusted to have found a dinkle melon on the floor of the bathroom that must have fell off of Marc's ass when he got into the shower.

by Mina Minogue July 24, 2008

Sweater Melons

(n.) Breasts.

Britney Spears has fabulous sweater melons!

by Jack Flash December 11, 2003

melonballing

The sexual act of a man suspending his testicles to be massaged in between a woman's breasts. Sort of like a combination of teabagging and titty fucking.

Oh man, my girlfriend melonballed me last night. It made my balls feel good. You really need to try melonballing. It's the shiz.

by Jebblebbles February 13, 2008

trouser melon

when a fat guy wears his pants too high so that half his obese belly is packed into the top of his pants. it jiggles.

(in a scottish accent) "eh look, that referee's got a melon in his pants"

"aye a trouser melon"

by daltonion March 19, 2009

Muddy Melon Baller

Facing backwards to titty fuck a girl while she tongues/eats your asshole.

I knew she was lying about being a virgin when she let me give her a muddy melon baller.

by G.P. June 11, 2006