The Mega Bowl

The Bi-annual baseball contest that was started in 2013, between the Plymouth Pilgrims and the Concord Minutemen

Plymouth: We're gonna take the Mega Bowl this year!

Concord: We'll be the judge of that!

by Plymouth46563 April 16, 2013

Mega-Poo

A shit so big that it causes pain to the creator and causes plumbing issues to the toilet simultaneously. Often this can come naturally or be induced using copious amounts of ginger ale, caffeine, foods heavy in fiber and starch and sitting/laying in a folded position.

David's mega-poo induced vomiting and blocked the toilet.

by MegaPooInducer April 24, 2011

Mega Babies

A Canadian deathtrap your children would be engulfed in if they ever decide to switch the channel to Teletoon one dreadful night. The fear will encircle their once-innocent eyes as they see diapers skyrocket to the moon in almost every scene. Your child is witnessing subliminal child abuse only the government knows about. This is why Mega Babies' surroundings are almost very top secret-like. Because it secretly is secret. Never let your children or grandparents watch this. They are too stupid and weak to witness babies on steriods throwing shit in each other's faces. The hidden message is that the people running Area 51 are trying to hypnotise your very souls to bring you to your knees and surrender your very blood, so you can sacrifice lives in order to bring big bucks to all Big Brothers. It's a trap, I fucking tell you!

Mega Babies was an awesome show when I was growing up. Look at me today because of it!

by hyposane December 8, 2010

Mega 64

A series about 2 teen agers captured by the evil Dr.Poque to beta test his sinister console the Mega 64. It basically downloads old games to a players brain, making the experience all to real. They are 2 guys running through Clafornia dresses up as video game charecters. Some examples are Ghost and Goblins, dig dug, tetris, and Banjo and Kazooie. It is fricken awesome, and asides from red vs blue and lewis black its the coolest thing ever.

"Whats this robot for"
Marcus-"Ill tell you what it doesn't do...and that is kill people!"

Video Game designer-"I am a little hungry"
Marcus-"there is a muffin over there"
Dr.Poque from behind wall-...No! No!
Marcus-NOOOOO!!!!! (marcus...who is a puppet...flys at the man, hitting the muffin from him)

by Mustache Man March 18, 2005

Mega Chonker

A cat or dog who's speciality is eating until they become a Mega Chonker they become very cute and fluffy but don't be sad when they die from obesity a week later.

Friend1: "Damn my dog is a Mega Chonker"
Friend2: "He cute but , you should put him on a diet bro"

by Pythonology April 19, 2020

Mega Minion

A rare card air troop in clash royale that is considered armored and powerful. It's 3 elixir and it's very good in defense, like it can kill the mini pekka and valkyrie before they hit the crown tower, it can one shot the princess, archers, firecracker . Also this card has moderate hp that it can survive poison, arrows, fireball. It's range isn't long so he can get countered easily

Mega Minion is a good card in clash royale, but it's underrated.

by RandomGuyIsCool November 16, 2022

Mega Faggot

Someone who has obtained “The Big Gay, and cannot be treated

Boy 1: Hey dude, you wanna play Fortnite??????!!1
Boy 2: Oh no, you have the big gay. You’re now.....a mega faggot
Boy 1: *twists nipples*

by Fast_af_boi! April 1, 2019