Beef meaty nonce

Gay pedophile who only eats sausages

He’s a beef meaty nonce

by Daveseaman cum April 23, 2019

meaty ogre

when something is just so average that it reminds you of ogres

John: "That clarinet player was really meaty ogre"
Doe: "Dude wtf, do you mean mediocre?"
John: "No I meant meaty ogre, that dude looked just like Shrek"

by Mimuxus August 3, 2023

Meaty Hot Chocolate

A meaty hot chocolate is when a male shits in an cup and then blows his load into it and then he stirs it with his cock. To complete this “move” his partner, or anyone really, must drink this concoction.

1: Hey dude wanna make me a meaty hot chocolate
2: Dude that is so disgusting I think I’ve turned vegetarian, but lowkey sure bro.

by BlueIndustries February 24, 2018

meaty slom

In short terms, a big fat cock

“Oi gowan kev, get your meaty slom out!”

by cole shasby May 3, 2018

Meaty Beaty Mcneedy

A large object one can inject into the anus and put the other end into the nipples, erecting the nipples then causing the penis to ejaculate 3 loads of semen

Dan where is my meaty Beaty mcneedy my penis is feeling cold

by AverageTowelEnjoyer July 17, 2022

Meaty asf

A chunky choice of greedy decisions.

Damn jo, You Meaty asf for that. How you gon take the cookies and my wife?

by BreckTown USA May 28, 2020

Meaty Kebab

A meaty kebab is a woman who is very meaty and greasy. She is often a prostitute, but also 'she' can be a transvestite.

Joel:"Hey Charlie, your mum is a meaty kebab!"
Charlie:"I hate you dude"

by W20SPUD01 August 27, 2016