A drink that is not really a drink. It's a drink that was created on the moment with whatever liquor are available. It's only a Martini by definitions because its served on a stem glass.
Sergio: Hey man. What the fuck is in this martini?
Weaksauce: IDK man, I just mixed whatever liquors we had left over.
Sergio: I can't even taste the vermouth faggot. This some Hector Martini.
Weaksauce: IDK man, I just mixed whatever liquors we had left over.
Sergio: I can't even taste the vermouth faggot. This some Hector Martini.
by King Cobra XX September 10, 2010
A martini with what ever your heart desires. Any liquids will suffice (alcoholic if you will!). For bonus points, put a scoop of ice cream scoop in and yell "IT'S A FLOATER!!!111!!!"
Bob: Aw man! We have such random alcohols, what do we make??!!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!
by Bobbyslimjimm January 29, 2025
Sexual act: cleansing your partner's perineum by repetitively tonguing the area between their anus and scrotum/vulva.
by ErectCabbage July 01, 2021
This is where you fill martini ingredients into a cat, then grab the cat by the tail and fling it round till it makes a martini.
Please don’t actually do this, not saying you would but some people are dumb.
Please don’t actually do this, not saying you would but some people are dumb.
by Fedora Stoat September 15, 2019
Person 1: wow bro u been going to gym? Cause i looking like Ryan martinie!
I gotta slap some b (ass)
Person 2: thanks bro
I gotta slap some b (ass)
Person 2: thanks bro
by Mudvaynehead June 09, 2022
by Zach on krack August 16, 2023
Martini Fartini, also known as MartinAngelTV is a hairy, twinky, gay (happy pride month), and oppressive streamer.
Martin goes by many nicknames, Giggleitn, Turtletin, Dicktaker, the list goes on.
He's an odd case, someone so hairy yet so built like a twink. He has managed to turn his stream into the time period of 1984, and censors his chatters if they say something rude.
He also took my mod away for being mean, like what a jerk.
xoxo - Meep
Fuck you Martin🥀🥀
Martin goes by many nicknames, Giggleitn, Turtletin, Dicktaker, the list goes on.
He's an odd case, someone so hairy yet so built like a twink. He has managed to turn his stream into the time period of 1984, and censors his chatters if they say something rude.
He also took my mod away for being mean, like what a jerk.
xoxo - Meep
Fuck you Martin🥀🥀
Literally anybody: "Dude quit being such a Martini Fartini!"
Martin: "Do not use my name as an insult!" *Gets fatter*
Martin: "Do not use my name as an insult!" *Gets fatter*
by Spubert June 02, 2025