by thetruthhurts🤷♀️ October 27, 2019

Mary is a girl who is not only funny amazing lovely and beautiful she also got a big booty. you can always laugh with her except when she needs to tell a joke cause you got to wait before she is done with laughing @ her own joke. She is also a great listener. i think we all love mary
-do you see that girl? who is she?
-Thats mary. isnt she beautiful
-yeah, look at that ass tho
-big momma
-why is she walking like that tho?
-cause she hurted her ankle but her friends do not believe it.
- oh okay
-Thats mary. isnt she beautiful
-yeah, look at that ass tho
-big momma
-why is she walking like that tho?
-cause she hurted her ankle but her friends do not believe it.
- oh okay
by Loretje October 23, 2019

An absolute hilarious person, but usually is a simp. A massive simp and usually both Irish and a Irish twin
by Mary=Simp April 24, 2022

Mary's are amazing. Mary is a grand showstopper. When she walks into a room she automatically brightens your day. Mary is very faithful and she always puts others before herself. Mary's modo is "treat others how you would like to be treated" and that is why people like Mary. Everyone wants to be her friend because is trustful, loving, great friends, honest, kind, caring, positive and charming. Mary loves to skate, surf, ride bikes, play netball, kick the footy, do gymnastics and hang out with her friends. Every single boy in Mary's class stops and looks because they can't help falling in love. Mary really cares about the environment because it is God's gift to us so she is always helping the environment.
by #ElephantLOVER September 13, 2019

by jesirume April 14, 2022

a girl that hates her stoner friend and robs him of all his cash because she hates him and she wants him to die and never get high ever
by chickenismydaddy October 10, 2020

Marie is a woman who thinks it's OK to take a small bite out of each individual piece of chocolate in a sampler box like some sort of psychopath.
by The Mighty Wonk September 17, 2023
