malaysian invasion

When the dancefloor gets taken over by a good-looking jazzy Malaysian dude. He takes all the girls and they love him because he's so cool and has spinner rims.

Shaniqua got hit by the Malaysian invasion and went home with some guy talking about chicken satay.

by Adam_Jazzy June 29, 2009

Malaysia

Malaysia is probably the single most amazing person you will ever meet. She has a literal heart of gold, and she cares about other more than she cares about herself. She’ll do anything she can to help another person in need. Albeit this is really nice, it sadly makes her not able to see how wonderful she actually is. Malaysia is absolutely beautiful, she's seriously just jaw-dropping. She lights up every room she’s in. She stuck out from the other girls like a rose in a field of weeds. She has the prettiest, most joy-inducing smile you’ll ever see. It’s enough to make someone’s day immeasurably happy, no matter how bad it was prior. Her eyes are reminiscent of the most beautiful, warm sunrise. You could just stare into them for hours, they’re so deep and innocent. She has a wonderfully quirky and funny sense of humor, enough to make nearly anyone laugh. Malaysia has a bunch of hella cute mannerisms that all make her the adorable person she is. The s/o of Malaysia is quite possibly the luckiest man alive, and he’ll protect her and love her forever and ever.

Person 1: “Oh hey, there’s Malaysia.”
Person 2: “Wow, she’s beautiful. I’ve also heard she’s extremely kind.”
Boyfriend of Malaysia: “Hey, that’s true, but chill. She’s mine”

by Jadonarey September 14, 2019

Malaysian Racehorse

A girl lies on her back while the man sits on her chest, rapidly titty fucking her until he reaches his finish line.

Her tits were just big enough for me to Malaysian Racehorse her

by fastfuckingdemonwithabigcock July 18, 2011

Malaysia Plane

To leave a bar or party without notifying anyone who you came with, as if to disappear into thin air. See also: Irish Exit

Dude, John totally just Malaysia Plane'd and no I have no way to get home because he was my fucking ride.

by BizNastyWannabe December 14, 2014

Malaya

Malaya is kind and awesome funny easy to talk too and loves candy and kind people

Malaya why are you so easy to talk to

by laylay lewis January 17, 2021

malayuyu

1. THE most horrible thing that could ever happen to a guy... *shivers*
2. the way to get anything you could possibly want

1. HEY YOU GIVE ME MY COOKIES >:O
2. O YEAH?? *pulls out hand* IMA GIVE YOU A MALAYUYU!!!!!
1. o shiiieetttt nvrmind

by the spectator of horror September 25, 2010

Malaycious

It's the definition of amazingness & beauty reunited together.

In order to be Malaycious a woman needs to have an amazing personality (angel like) the look of an angel and a smile that lights up your heart.

Malay, you are Malaycious, i love you.

by GoodFellaz May 21, 2010