macaroon job

A Macaroon job is a secret wang job you get inside a macaroon shop. Performed by the girl that works behind the counter.

You usually dont want you girlfriend around when this job is performed. This is high class top notch secret business.

(To girlfriend) "Hey babe why dont you stay outside so can go inside to buy you some macaroons? *enters shop* (Girl behind counter) : "Hey big boy why dont you come behind this counter so I can give you today's special... My secret macaroon job."

by ghostories April 24, 2018

microon

Small, inconsequential(unimportant) thoughts feelings or actions

Joey keeps thinking his life is hard but it’s just Microon
Her Microons are irritating

by Have a Blast May 5, 2018

maroonballed

When a guy or girl is worked up musically, yet has to endure stopping before they're finished, for whatever reason.

Not a fun experience.

I was watching Maroon 5 on the half-time show last night, but then they didn't actually play Sweet Victory, just the intro. I got fuckin maroonballed.

by JimCrunk February 4, 2019

Marooned

When someone annoys you to a memorable point you could confidently say you were affected negatively by a moron. "Maroon" is an adaptation of "moron" used by Bugs Bunny in response to the same when he speaks to the camera and says, "What a maroooooon" in his Bugs way. To be "marooned" is to have gone through a similar experience. You have been marooned.

It took me so long to get through security 'cuz I got marooned by a tired TSA agent, but I had to cut 'em a break and just did as I was ass'ed. (ass'ed: synonym of "marooned" in past tense query form.")

by mabiak2 July 19, 2019

Maroon Baboon

A mediocre flag football team consisting of elderly men

Those damn Maroon Baboons were playing alright for old guys today.

by Thaddeusrex March 31, 2019

Maroon

Alex and luca

Alex =maroon
Luca= maroon

by Uncreative .exe December 9, 2019

Maroon 4

A group of idiots. No one else gets their humor besides themselves. Will be friends forever because everyone else is pretty annoying. You’re probably jealous of our friendship.

“Look it’s maroon 4, they are always fucking together”

by Ilovelife69 November 9, 2019