Fax Machine

Attractive female. Stems from a commonly misheard lyric in AC/DC's song "You Shook Me All Night Long", which is "She was a fax machine". The actual lyric is "She was a fast machine".

Dude, did you see that fax machine back there?

by Jackle13 December 24, 2012

wonka machine

When a slutty ass girl is blowing one man and is also is jerking one off in each hand. So 3 guys and one girl causing her to ski poles and neck in a fashion that resembles and crazy ass candy machine from Willy Wonka. When over they never speak to that hood rat again.

At the party last night Britany totally wonka machined those three guys over there. What a freak.

by Pimpski, Grizzz, Stovetop February 17, 2007

Slime In The Ice Machine!

a popular Houston phrase, coined by Marvin Zindler, an investigative reporter that helps shut down filthy restaurants.

altogether: I SAID SLIME IN THE ICE MACHINE!

by v1cious May 17, 2004

baby machine

A baby machine is a woman who can readily become pregnant, and who really wants to give birth.

1. Be careful of her, she's a real baby machine. Use a condom!

2. You better dump that baby machine, before you knock her up.

3. My girlfriend is a real baby machine. She's pregnant again!

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

Perpetual Fucking Machine

Noun. A group of no less than 3-5 men who are all chain linked together cock to ass in a circle of endless fucking. This number can vary depending on penis length.

"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"

Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.

by piratesof2 February 27, 2011

George Washing-machine

That guy on a $1-bill that has been through the washing-machine.

I forgot to take my $1-bills out of my pocket before putting the pants with the rest of the laundry, and so now I have many George Washing-machines.

by ChrisLaskowskiFromKiskiIsAFag May 14, 2014

maciness

The extent to which someone owns products made by Apple. One who owns a lot of Apple products would be be considered to be high on the "maciness" scale.

Your maciness just reached a new level with the purchase of a macbook pro!

by Wakinglife115 December 27, 2009