Tony Macaroni

A silly Italian bastard with underlying dark triad traits that leads others into believing he is just an innocent idiot

"There goes Johnny farting in a guys face again. I heard he was Italian. They should change his name to Tony Macaroni or something funny like that."

by Johnny Vein December 31, 2021

Macaroni

The act of lubricating one's elbow and using it to jerk someone off.

She may be a freak, but has she ever macaroni'd you?

by StopsLeaksFast December 12, 2021

Litty Litty Macaroni

Describes a situation being really wholesome or nice for the person saying it, in other words lit.
It is used by people often while chatting or gaming.

-Definition made by A_Guy

That lunch was Litty Litty Macaroni.

by A_Nerdian May 13, 2024

Macaroni Boy

Someone who derives sexual pleasure from macaroni. This can include inserting penis into bowl of macaroni, masturbating with Velveeta cheese, and humping large amounts of pasta.

He is such a Macaroni Boy!

by macaroniboy March 6, 2018

Cold macaroni

A cold player, A Mack.

That boy is a cold macaroni.

by Cold Breezy May 10, 2022

macaroniously

A misspoken version of the word acrimoniously.

"Every student macaroniously believes that their teacher hates them."

-Principal Blackman, Strangers with Candy

by ThatsIsJustCrazy February 10, 2014

macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014