Limp macaroni

a shaft (curved dick) that long, big but very brittle and snaps really easily

Dude nice limp macaroni.

by Will he bonk ya January 6, 2018

The Wacky Macaroni

Coronavirus already has a connotation in everyday interactions, once it’s uttered people freak out and start babbling on about toilet paper and ”flattening the curve.” The Wacky Macaroni is a much more fun euphemism as opposed to it’s scientific name, COVID-19.

Jimothy: Why can’t you come out with us this Saturday?
Izzy: It’s because mom is paranoid about The Wacky Macaroni, she won’t even let me walk the dog!
Jimothy: Well try to work your magic on and convince her, tell her we’ll all bathe in sanitizer if it helps.

by p33peepoopoo March 18, 2020

Holy Macaroni

Phrase often used to convey surprise and/or astonishment; to be used in place of swearing.

"Holy macaroni!" Jake screamed.
"It's just a beaver Jake," said Abby.

by :Danimal November 13, 2022

hairy macaroni

an STD achieved by dropping hair on your friend's macaroni

Dude 1: *eating macaroni*
Dude 2: *drops hair on his macaroni*
Dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni...
Dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that...

by willBIRDMAN March 22, 2011

Macaroni Boy

Someone who derives sexual pleasure from macaroni. This can include inserting penis into bowl of macaroni, masturbating with Velveeta cheese, and humping large amounts of pasta.

He is such a Macaroni Boy!

by macaroniboy March 6, 2018

Litty Litty Macaroni

Describes a situation being really wholesome or nice for the person saying it, in other words lit.
It is used by people often while chatting or gaming.

-Definition made by A_Guy

That lunch was Litty Litty Macaroni.

by A_Nerdian May 13, 2024

macaroniously

A misspoken version of the word acrimoniously.

"Every student macaroniously believes that their teacher hates them."

-Principal Blackman, Strangers with Candy

by ThatsIsJustCrazy February 10, 2014