luger

a luger is a higher state of conciouness, it provides the body with endless amouts of endorphins needed to peform at ones peak.

hercules and the ten comandments.

by Nate Dawg March 11, 2003

lazer eye

The act of shooting fear, anger, or disappointment into another person. Instructions-
1)Tilt your head slightly to the direction of the victim
2)Squint the eye closest to your target
3)Give an angry or disappointed facial expression
4)Stare

Person 1: We just flew by that guy in the white truck.
Person 2: Oh SHIT, he just shot me with a lazer eye!

Driver: That'll teach those cocksuckers!

by therealskeeter June 27, 2006

lazer blaze

getting incredibly faded, then quenching your drymouth with an ice cold energy drink, causing a unique, floaty high. similar to railing a line of coke, but much cheaper and healthier. absolutely must be followed up with a good cigarette to enjoy fully.

mohawk:i got a bunch of weed man
metalhead:lets get a couple rockstars and get lazer blazed!

by simplegr33n420 March 11, 2009

Brown lazer

When a solid stream is ejected from ass and hits the water without breaking with a intense burning feeling

Damn joe that curry gave me a dose of the brown lazer last night

by Greg Devine February 16, 2010

Louzer

Someone who is always trying to look cool by acting gangster or will not stop giving people bullshit when they turn out to be right. Who vandalizes others property and always has a "good intention" for it. Downright annoying.

Lui: Did u see that? *taps own chest in triumph* did u see that? did u see that?

Me: Shut up, stop being a louzer.

by loose bitch September 9, 2011

Lazers

Improved version of regular lasers.

Dude 1: IMA FIRIN MA LAZERS!!!!!
Dude1:BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by That Hobo that isn't a hobo April 25, 2011

lazer kitten

a mystical beast no ones heard of! it'll eat you soul!

i just saw a lazer kitten in my backyerd!

by JIMMYJONG October 23, 2006