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locker dockers

/'Läker 'Däkers/ N.

The people who stand by and/or in front of your locker for no reason other than to be completely and utterly ridiculously annoying, thus making you wait and interrupting their conversations that are extremely important to even reach your locker.

Can also be applied to people who are pushing and shoving around your locker or not giving you any room to do anything whatsoever.
Teacher (4th period history for Mr. H.): "WHY ARE YOU L8?!?"

Robbie & I: "Sry m8 but them locker dockers were taking up the entire hallway."

Teacher: "Back in my day, I was... a locker docker. But after a long time in rehab, I quit and am now a better person."
mugGet the locker dockersmug.

The Locker Game

A game played in middle school or high school were you have to shove your friend into a locker, the game is over once the first person to be shoved into a locker and the person who shoved wins; it's usually played with 2 people but can be more but over 4 people literally just be a gangbang of actual anarchy in the school halls.
Tom: Let's play The Locker Game
Kyle: Sure!
Tom: Pushes Kyle
Kyle: Pushes Tom
Tom: Shoves Kyle into a locker
Tom: I win!
Kyle: GG, I'll win next time!
by Admın November 17, 2021
mugGet the The Locker Gamemug.

lady locker

A slang term for the female reproductive organ (Vagina). Also known as "Axe Wound" or "Beef Curtains".
Man Sarah really needs to clean her Lady Locker, I can smell it from here.

Girl 1: You know they won't let you take that knife through airport security right?
Girl 2: It's okay, I'll just hide it in my Lady Locker.
by MagicMike117 February 5, 2017
mugGet the lady lockermug.

Loot Locker

Nickname for the Foot Locker chain of shoe stores. Foot locker stores are a favourite target for looters during thug lives matter mostly peaceful riots.
I wuz wurreed dat I wuzn't gonna get aw mah xmas lootin' done but 12 dun kilt a bruvva lass nite an I's hedded ta Loot Locker.
by Dakawn Vick October 29, 2020
mugGet the Loot Lockermug.

Lactose Lockers

term of endearment for someone with absolutely massive breasts, or someone with a big bust or boob size.
“damn babe you got some lactose lockers on you!”
by jyan jovell July 20, 2022
mugGet the Lactose Lockersmug.

Queef Locker

Queef Locker

Formerly known as the bunt or gunt modern science has discovered that the protrusion on a woman below her stomach is in fact where she stores her queefs.
Man I slapped her queef locker and it set off my car alarm.

Check out that queef locker she’s ready to blast off.
by JerBear 1977 June 14, 2018
mugGet the Queef Lockermug.

Locker Insurance

Insurance Seniors sell to freshman to "Insure" they won't get shoved in their lockers
"What does Locker Insurance do?"
"Here I'll show you!"
by sjp092 November 19, 2009
mugGet the Locker Insurancemug.

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