lightening rod

A cocaine laced joint

Come smoke this lightening rod with us and get F'ed up

by hannah1985 March 16, 2009

north american lightening rod

when a big thunderstorm is happening a male runs out into the middle of a field ties a piece of metal around his penis waits for his soldier to stand tall. and then waits for the lightening to strike

hey man me and a bunch of the guys are heding out to the field for a north american lightening rod wanna come?!

by ROSETTA STONED May 15, 2009

likhterman

a person with a very very small penis

Johns dick pics got leaked and there isn't any to show, no wonder his last name is likhterman

by Urban Dictionary Malaysia March 2, 2020

lighten your shit

means you need to tone things down a bit and not make such a fuss or scene.

Brah, you need to lighten your shit a little. Cut down on the antics cos nobody needs to know where you masturbate.

by de-pube March 10, 2022

lightro

Slang for a cigarette lighter.

You can light your cigarette with a lighter, which my friends and I call a lightro

by alex February 28, 2005

Lightening

Alternate spelling for lightning, often used by moronic Internet junkies and feeble-minded cretinous Facebook users.

Status: "Wow, thunder and lightening tonight!"
Fifteen of my fuckwit friends 'like' this.

Comment:"Really, a storm and altered skin tone?"

by NoSnKi December 16, 2011

Lightendorf

This phenomenon occurs when, on the way to your destination, you are caught by all the traffic lights from A to B.

Man, I was really lightendorfed this morning on the way to work. I got caught by 9 lights!

by kstockable September 8, 2010