Latchkey husband

Based on the phrase "latchkey kid." A husband who comes home from work to an empty house, left to his own defenses during the evening, while wife works opposite shift.

Because of his time alone, the latchkey husband was free to browse porn on the Internet.

by latchkeyme September 3, 2009

lan leech

A person who comes to a LAN party unprepared by either not bringing a computer that is sufficient to play the games of the night, or not bringing a computer at all. these people then ask if they can play just one life on someone elses computer, then they end up playing on someone elses computer for a long time.

man, bob is such a lan leech, this is the third time he diddnt bring his computer. he's been on mine for an hour now.

by Vinnie April 3, 2003

leech

A. a person who purposely lacks effort in picking up slack for important things such as 1)paying rent, 2)buying food, 3) leaves things left unfinished in places such as the workplace or home, 4) refusing to get a job to live off of their what parents/guardians make and buy.

B. a person playing an online game who a) joins a team, group, or guild and goes AFK for undeterminded amounts of time to gain money or experience without putting any effort forth, b) leaves his/her workload for others to pick up, and/or c) begs and asks for free things and hand outs from other high level players.

OMFG, that guy needs to stop leeching and be an adult about things some things!!!

...yeah...shes gonna get fired soon, she leeches company pay but goes home early all the time with nothing finished.

Dont team with Newbie117, he joins and leeches through the whole quest/mission...

Im tired of people in the first zone man, they all just sit there asking for free money and stuff. damn leeches...

by MFX June 11, 2006

Wring out the leeches

To 'Wring out the leeches' is to spend time solving a problem. Said problem will often 'suck the life' out of you- hence the use of leeches as the explanatory word for problem. Wringing out the leeches is also used to describe an impending argument over an issue with a mate. Phrase is said with much trepidation and detest for the action.

Carly: "Nana- it's GAME NIGHT! do you want to come to SigEp with me for Beirut"

Nana: "Oh, Carly! I can't! I've been having a few issues with my Man. We really need to wring out the leeches."

Carly: "Ouch, no wonder you've been so drained- All Right, we'll party next time"

by Nana Forson and Carly Wahl May 19, 2008

social leech

A person who tries to "fit in" with a clique/group that they do not belong in. They cling unto you and won't go away easily, hence the name leech. A social leech follows the clique/group wherever they go, even if they don't pay any attention to him/her and give hints for the leech to leave. Most social leeches worship preps and will buy preppy clothes in a desperation to fit in. Similar to a poser, but more annoying.

Prep 1: Omigod, look at mandy. Why is she hanging around us?
Prep 2: Man, shes such a social leech. I wish that hoe would leave

by ACILEGNA December 9, 2008

Tyler Letcher

A motherfucking meme lord u/lylertecher on reddit

In no way related to the word letcher

Tyler Letcher is litty

by XHG_ARZE June 8, 2019

Lechtenberg

Of German discent meaning fun-loving, elite, charitable, and talented in all aspects of life. Simply flawless. Large family with big hearts.

Is it possible for me to buy tickets to a Lechtenberg family function?

If a nuclear bomb exploded, the only thing that would be left would be rats, cockroaches, and Lechtenbergs.

by 2731 May 9, 2011