glitter lava

can entertain you for hours. or maybe i'm just a freak. it's sparkles gleam in the sunlight. and you can make fart noises with it. DON'T LET IT DRY UP.

"dude, what's on your face?"
"uh, glitter lava..."

by glitterlavarocks March 06, 2009

plaffa lava

1 its not what you think
2 a company based out of Fort Jennings, Ohio

did you go to Plaffa Lava Corp when you were in Fort Jennings?

by Plaffa Lava March 29, 2010

lava shart

A shart so warm and thick it feels like lava

I just had the hottest lava shart :(

by Big jamie balls July 20, 2021

Lava Pitting

This is a noun and a verb for when you take a deep hit of Marijuana into your lungs, and hold it in. Meanwhile, when the smoke is still in your lungs, pour some liquid in your mouth (ex. Orange Juice, Mango Juice, Water, etc.), then you gargle the liquid so that the smoke comes out of your mouth while you gargle, then swallow, and exhale the rest of the smoke.

Let's get some orange juice, ganja, and go Lava Pitting tonight!

by The Big Lebowski August 09, 2012

Lava caking

Much like prairie dogging but with a more liquid consistency.

The morning after Cinco de Mayo I was lava caking so bad that I had to run to the washroom

by JayrocksU May 06, 2018

Lava Run

When you Drench your cock in hot sauce and fuck her anal.

Jen loves lava running

by MrTalkDirty December 17, 2016

lava scissors

When two girls fuck scissor style while on their period

“I like watching my porn lava scissors style.”
“What the hell is wrong with you Mat?”

by Gender_juice April 11, 2023