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Lauren is a girl who hides many feelings to get away from it all. You can fall in love with her amazing eyes, her sweet voice, and her award winning smile. She hides everything from everyone, and usually when she opens up to you she trusts you a lot. Never break Lauren's heart because just as she's able to hide a lot of feelings, she can keep many of your secrets and can be cruel enough to let them loose.
"Hey who is that girl?"
"That's Lauren. Man she's amazing but don't hurt her."
"Why not?"
"Because she'll become more cruel then you can imagine."
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A sexy woman. Fierce and outgoing, she knows exactly what she wants, and when she needs it. Her tits are perfection, nice round, plump, soft, big, a guys dream. Her but big but not Nikki Minaj, doesn't sag but not fake looking. Every guy needs her, when she walks in a room the boys go wild, her brown hair, and genuine smile make her perfect. She is kind, sexy, confident, and most of all, the best fucker u will ever meet. Her pussy so tight, her tongue long and soft. She is also not only attractive and confident, but she is smart and sophisticated.
Boy 1:Look at that girl?

Boy 2: Which one?

Boy 1:The perfect one, with the nice boobs
Boy 2:Oh Lauren, she's my dream!
Lauren by Stacy Robles October 17, 2017
An amazing girl that is ridiculously brilliant and awesome.

She is funny, but sometimes not everyone gets her jokes haha, but it's okay we still love her :D She'll be amazing at everything she does and she'll save a billion people when she grows up!
Hey it's Lauren, you better say hi and wave!

Man I can't figure this stuff out!
Dude, just ask Lauren, she'll know.
Lauren by ancient56 April 17, 2011

Lauren's basement

This meme originated from the Voltron: Legendary Defender fandom when one of the voice actors, specifically Jeremy Shada, accidentally spills a spoiler. Then, someone started a meme that Lauren Montgomery, one of the executive staff, is going to lock Jeremy up in her basement to prevent him from saying anything more. So now, whenever someone from the show spills a spoiler, fans say that they're going to get locked up in Lauren's basement.
Person 1: Hey, have you watched the interview between the main casts of Voltron?

Person 2: I did. Jeremy's going to go back to Lauren's basement again.
The girl who has her own beautiful world. Despite the act she is always sucked into some book, she will gladly explain any math problem or life situation to you. She is small, pretty, creative, whimsical, and so many things. She will stand up for the ones she cares for, doing what others say is impossible. When you doubt her, she will smirk, only doing what you said she couldn't do. When she breaks down, she will always come back up. If you have a Lauren in your life, hold her closely. Tell her that everything will be okay, take care of her, and something amazing will happen. She will show you a world you didn't think was possible. She will drag you into any situation with a smile on her face, and her laugh ringing beautifully through the air. If you manage to gain the attention of a Lauren, grasp it. Why? Because one day, if you lose her, you will think of all the good memories you had together. You may come back, but you may never know if she will let you come back. Once you lose them, you may never have another chance. Hold your Lauren close, and let her show you her world.
I knew a Lauren once. She showed me a world I thought was impossible. Boy, was I wrong.
Lauren by artsycrafty16 November 12, 2017
A girl that is so smexy at has so many baes she is so beautiful and pretty and perfect and nice and cute and she is a wonderful friend and person she has so many friends😍
Omg look at Lauren she is so smexy
Lauren by Yuitsmegoon April 5, 2017
A girl with an indescribable personality. The best words to describe her are bubbly, colorful, and interesting. The girl you wish you knew better but are scared to talk to.

Gorgeous. She's got light brown hair, the prettiest, biggest blue eyes you'll ever see, and lips every guy wants to taste. Although she's petite, she's got a big heart and personality to make up for it.

Lauren lights up a room when she walks in. Everyone thinks she's got the perfect life, but in reality, she can't stand it. She compares herself to everyone but she really shouldn't, she's too unique. She wishes she were prettier and finds herself a horrible person. If only she could see what everyone else thinks of her.

She wishes she was someone else, anyone else, because she doesn't feel like people like her. Guys worship her but can't find the nerve to ask out, because she's so much better than them.

Laurens make good friends and better girlfriends, if you're ever lucky enough to date one, hold onto her. She won't be afraid to ditch you if you do something awful, so be careful.

Even in the middle of Iowa, Lauren can turn something bad (like a rainstorm) into an adventure. She's truly one-of-a-kind. I wish she knew how I felt.
Guy 1: That girl is gorgeous.
Guy 2: Watch out, that's Lauren, she's gonna be mine someday.
Lauren by iowanforlauren May 24, 2011