rusty lapper

When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.

I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017

Chronically lamped

When you and your friends go out and get chronically clamped it means your get in a drunken state

Let's get chronically lamped boys

I was chronically lamped last night

by Yupcharva May 22, 2018

Straddle lapper

A lesbian.

She is known to be a straddle lapper or a pussy eater. (Cunnilingus between two women).

by Lundl January 9, 2019

Tight lipped

A girl that that makes it really hard to have sex with.

I've been with this girl for a month now but she is really tight lipped. She won't give it up.

by Das Miz March 19, 2021

Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.

My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.

by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021

Gypsy Lipped

When you are sharing a joint and someone puts too much saliva on the joint.

God damn it bro. You just gypsy lipped the joint. It’s like I’m making out with you.

by Como Jordan August 18, 2024

Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper

An insult to say to someone.

Someone: You Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper
Someone else: tf does that mean?

by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024