Lantern deuce

Having to take a dump when the power is out.

Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.

by Mean1 April 5, 2019

Rusty Lantern

When you are eating ass, and the girl lights a fart on fire in your face.

"Dude, your face is burned! What happened?"
My girl did a Rusty Lantern while I was eating her ass.

by The Hit Kitty February 1, 2023

jack-o-lantern epilepsy

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra

Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy

by Poopmasteroimp October 19, 2013

Jack-o-Lantern Job

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.

"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

Lantern

the bestest friend you could ask for; says meow occasionally, kind of lesbigay, and very funny and pretty :}

yeah lantern is kinda broke

by anonymous March 21, 2022

Green Lantern

joint, straight weed. sbliff

hey lets meet for a green lantern

by eayy_l September 3, 2015

Lantern

The light next to the front door in our house specifically

Look at that lantern!

by hudmaan September 24, 2023