black kryptonite

Wild irish rose mixed with red bull, monster, and coca-cola. CHEAPEST DRUNK EVER. and you'll be FUCKED UP!!! As good a high as weed. Kind of a cheap ass yaeger bomb. Taste good too!!!

Created by three fucked up UNCG students

I'm fucked up on black kryptonite right now!

by John Lynch January 22, 2006

arabian kryptonite

Soap especially. Also other types of personal hygiene products.

You there, pass me the Irish Spring arabian kryptonite on a rope.

by kocknballs May 25, 2006

Krystal

A really crazy smart girl, who can make you laugh when your having a bad day. Always smiling and lovable.

Person 1: " who are you talking to"
Person 2: " Krystal"
Person 1: " Lucky"

by strawberriesandcranberryjuice February 4, 2017

Krystal-Rose

A shy yet beautiful young girl who tries to be perfect in all aspects of her life. She will remain innocent until she finds the perfect man.

I love you Krystal-Rose.

by Rosefire October 29, 2010

Kryptic

Daddy sexy hot nigga

Damn look at Alexis so sexy hot nigga (kryptic)

by tjay_ July 28, 2020

Dick Kryptonite

To be in the vicinity or of sight of something that makes dick become powerless and limp. Superman loses all his powers near Kryptonite. His body and strength goes limp around it. Like superman, a dick in proximity or sight of dick kryptonite becomes powerless and weak.

Those girls have loads of dick kryptonite around their bellies, thighs and ass.

by A1bimmer May 11, 2023

are my kryptonite

It's a way of saying that something specific is your weakness. I.E. Stating that you can't help but love it, or that it's your biggest addiction.

Puppy videos are my kryptonite, I just can't get enough.

by Grimm Whiskey October 19, 2015