koof

To strike someone down with brute force and strength using a weapon such as a green or red shell in an effort to sabotage an opponent in Mario Kart.

"Get koofed Toad!"
"Prepare to be koofed."
"I will koof you."

by Garies April 17, 2006

koofey

A koofey is a skully or a beenie cap with holes in it.

The Koofey hat can be found and sold in the streets of New York City with all different colors.

Some New Yorkers use koofey as a joke or insult to some one.

"Im putting you on my koofey list!"

"Off wit ya fucking koofey!" (Off with your head)

Punchline: "Put more holes in your head than a koofey."

by Stephen December 19, 2004

koonce

noun, a regional slang term used in the lower Midwest of the USA, for a corrupt police officer. Origin: A police corruption scandal in the 1970s, taken from the last name of one of the convicted officers, Carl E. Koonce.

Pronounced koon-see

I thought they'd charge me with drunk driving, but that koonce cop just took $50.

by hotfudge July 3, 2006

koof

to be used when you are greiving over someones dead body

I Koofed over his dead body

by Jack Paris September 30, 2005

Zach Kornfeld

Zach Kornfeld is known as the adurable one in the Try Guys. With his good-looks, and his charming personality it's hard to figure out why he's single AF. I mean, who wouldn't want to date this nerd? He's also known as the "clit guy" which is the best meme you could possibly become. Whether it's giving hot guys a ride, or stripping with a lightsaber, you'll always find him doing something unexpected in the best way.

Zach Kornfeld can't stand his name being misspelled.

(I.E. Zack Kornfeild)

by my_name_is_awky July 29, 2017

Kooft

Arabic slang for "meat" aka Penis. Using Kooft as a "Penis" slang, started in Colorado by the Lebanese.

DAAAAMMMMNNN!! That girl wants my KOOFT!!!!!

by G Weeci October 20, 2011

Konfig

Any person who is a complete fucktard and has no idea what warez are even though he's blatantly having a conversation about them

"im not talking about warez :P" then..
"i cloned it from a friend" followed by..
"hehehe warez is downloadin it from the web well my friend paid for it so who careS :P"

by ShotMonkey October 11, 2004