horse kicking

When u don't know how to eat a girl out right and she starts kicking in pain but you continue thinking she is enjoying it.

Remember when you we're eating out that girl and she was horse kicking in pain.

by Justnasty June 10, 2016

pistol kiking

An unbelievably long vascular but flaccid penis.

The buff man pulled down his pants to reveal his large package, to bad he has a pistol kiking.

by SirJr420 January 22, 2018

National ball kicking day

The 3rd of May you can kick any guy in the balls and he can’t get mad

Sorry i kicked you but its national ball kicking day

by LALALalasaikbish April 5, 2019

Kirking

To have several relationships with hot women in short periods of time with no attatchment whatsoever.

Derived from Captain James T. Kirk of Star Trek TOS.

Dude, he was so kirking while he was in Austrailia, it was insane.

by Vey October 1, 2008

kicking mittens

The act of smoking weed or wanting to smoke weed.

"Let's go kick some mittens."

"Hold on im kicking mittens."

by M-T-Byr-ne November 20, 2006

Kicking The Cat

When A Man upsets his wife/girlfrriend he does not get sex for a week or so. Expression coming from -

A little boy comes home from school and is walking in the front yard, he kicks a pig then walks some more, kicks a cow, and goes inside. His mother saw all this.

Mom- I saw What you did. For kicking the pig no bacon for a week, and for kicking the cow, no milk for a week.

Dad walks in the house and kicks the cat.

Boy- Should i tell him or should you?

Jeff- How are you and stephanie?

Mike- Not good, i broke her mothers antique vase.

Jeff- DAMN, you sure are kicking the cat !

by kikokiko95 July 22, 2009

kicking mineta out of 1-a

What we all want in season 5. Make him never return. Replace the demon with Shinsou. We also want that in season 5.

We want him dead. The perverted demon must die

Kill Mineta! Kill Mineta! WE ARE KICKING MINETA OUT OF 1-A

by Zoe Robotics Shrines June 4, 2020