kiddy pool

a pool that gets pooped and pissed in
by thebestguyonearth November 19, 2003
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kiddie fiddler

He still's got his fly open.
Just had some work on on the little ones done in the break.
No surprise, he's a kiddie fiddler.
by Emu Lgator February 05, 2004
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kiddy vortex

The classic parental situation that arises with 2 or more children, especially with a newborn and another child under 2, where you are completely immersed in day to day activities 24/7, involving non stop parental duties, leaving you feeling in a trance like state at the bottom of a whirlpool looking up!
"how was your weekend Christopher, what did to get up to? Mate, it was one big kiddy vortex!
by two blonds May 15, 2017
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kiddie reality

the state of being obssessed with stuff your kids enjoy. watching only kids movies,listening to kids songs in the car and laughing at knock knock jokes.
weve watched toy story 5 times today, and the kids have been in bed for an hour, can we get outta kiddie reality now?

i cant believe you havent seen a grown up movie in 4 years, we need to get you outta kiddie reality.
by rubbahbandman February 06, 2010
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Kiddy Fiddler

A person whose favourite activity is touching kids
John - See Tim over there? I heard he's a professional kiddy fiddler.

Sally - Oh really? So was my dad.
by Suedunym February 23, 2023
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Kiddie blankets

Kleenex, toilet paper, paper towels, various disposable paper objects used to dispose of ejaculate in a discreet manner.
“Pass me the kiddie blankets on your way out of my room.”
by McCrizzle_ October 15, 2018
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kiddy catcher

someone who goes around in a van, usually white, and catches children. normally uses a net, and tells children about the sweets he has in his/her van.
sometimes called a pedo
"hey kids, do you want to come see my sweets, they're in my van" or
John "hey, look at that mans kiddy catcher net" dave "bet he's going to his van"
by derping chicken December 26, 2011
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