Kermit

'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.

Person: "Dude, this made me so depressed, I'm gonna kermit."

by lowaltitude October 21, 2018

Kermit v baby yoda

A epic stand of between two foes the Kermit strikes but baby yoda kills Kermit and everyone around is scared

Dan: oh yeah let’s fight like Kermit v baby yoda
Albert: Ok I’m Kermit

by Fat beluga March 9, 2022

Kermit Piss

A wack UK fuck who has a plethora of fetishes, some legal, some not.

Kermit piss molested me yesterday

by Miss piggy shit September 18, 2020

Kermit Worshipper

A person that has devoted his or her life to praying to the only one and true god Kermit the frog.
One key figure of a true Kermit worshipper is knocking on a strangers door and gives out a pamphlet (usually in a Kermit voice but not always)

*Knock Knock*
Stranger: Hello?
Kermit Worshipper: H-hello missster do you have a moment to talk about the one true god Kermit the frog?
*Stranger Slams the door*

by Higginsworth May 19, 2018

Kermit

Kermit is a very largely memed upon frogge that is very cool

“Kermit is very cool.”

by It’sFroggaebesties March 30, 2022

Kermit

After fucking a girl in the ass for hours. You pull your dick out and there’s a Lima bean sitting perfectly on the tip of your dick. Which resembles Kermit the frog perched on a wall, tree, etc.

“Dude, I was fucking Jessica in the ass last night and when I pulled my dick out I had a Lima Bean on the tip”!!
“Bro, you totally got a Kermit”!

by JermzLundy April 2, 2019

Kermitism

An incredibly sacred religion devised by an unknown generation. Kermitism is where we all worship the Holy Lord Kermit the Frog, and support the Kermitism government, that mainly focuses on re-establishing communism. Followers/worshippers must have sufficient knowledge, such as the procedure of rick-rolling.

A: Do you worship Kermitism?
B: No
A: You know the rules, and so do I

by Kermitism November 26, 2020