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ketchup boogers

The dried ring of ketchup that forms around the lid, causing undue anxiety should it happen to fall into your food. Can also be applied to other condiments/food items.
Nobody ever wipes off the excess ketchup from the nozzle, now there are ketchup boogers everywhere!
by Betsey Bodaschweri May 14, 2011
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Keechter

A fell an landed on ma keechter or am gonna pit ma fit up yer keechter
by jollyscot November 3, 2011
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Keethcase

Walking down the beer aisle and noticing all the great selections, I could cleary see his Keethcase protruding out of his slacks.
by battleborn180 April 22, 2014
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Ketchup Memory

A memory about something you think is insignificant in the moment like having the perfect ratio of ketchup to fries, but it turns out to be something unforgettable in your life; The little memories that matter.
"I've forgotten so many things that I thought were important during my college career, but I will always remember that one time I had a perfect ketchup to fries ratio. So that's my ketchup memory"

"It hasn't hit me yet that I'm graduating, but eventually all of the Ketchup is going to spill and I'm going to cry"
by TheHottestMonthIsApril April 29, 2015
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Ketchup on my hot dog

Having sex while your girl is on her period.
Friend: “Get some last night?”
Me: “Yeah, she was on her period, but I don’t mind a little ketchup on my hot dog.”
by Plumb2 February 27, 2019
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Ketchup Blindness

A rare phenomenon wherein the affected person can not find the item they are looking for in the refrigerator, despite looking directly at it several times. Affects more than one in seven married men.
Husband: Why are we always out of ketchup?
Wife: What are you talking about it's literally right in front of your face!
Husband: Oh, no... I have ketchup blindness.
Wife: Noooooooo!
by jeorb87 December 10, 2020
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Ketchen-ism

Adjective: describes someone doing something that they and only them could do
Someone put batteries in the fridge
“Yup that’s a ketchen-ism”
by Jt44 March 13, 2022
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