Kaishawna

Kaishawna is a Beautiful girl and she’s funny fake when she wants to be but if you get to know her then you’ll find out I can’t spoil that for y’all. She’s a great dancer and has a pretty smile and has one dimple at the side of her left cheek on her face. She’s a Sagittarius

Go find yourself a Kaishawna

by Crazy_baddie March 7, 2019

Kaiser Soze

a person who just ups and completely disappears suddenly from a relationship without warning, much like the character of the same name from the film "Usual Suspects" did after suppousedly committing a crime.

"we spent the whole weekend together and then he pulled a Kaiser Soze. haven't heard from him in 2 weeks. fucker"

by dirtystan August 8, 2006

Kaiser

The lowest level of fuckboys. They are skilled at making girls think they're the one when in reality they don't give a fuck about them. Only hoes fall for Kaisers.

I saw Zach kiss Taylor after he kissed Amy, he's such a skilled Kaiser.

by One two November 8, 2016

kaiser permanente

noun, it's a shityass heath care organization that provides people with one stop healthcare shopping. It's a completely overrated lame ass not-for-profit hospital, where it takes 1 hour of holding on the phone before you can get an appointment and an additional hour once you're in the building it takes another hour before the doctor admits you, who only has 15 minutes to meet w/ you before he/she is off to another patient. My advice...stay home and don't bother w/ KP

"(cough, cough)"
"Should I call Kaiser Permanente to make an appointment?...nah, by the time i get to see a doctor my cold will be gone"

by Kp-hater August 17, 2006

Kais

A horrible pregnant cat that persistently steals your meat.

I want Kais to pee on a stick

by Kisumu2014 June 25, 2014

kaisered

To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much

"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"

by Pater August 13, 2003

Kaiser

A slang term for people who are arrogant, full of themselves, and real faggety. Fag bags!

"Dude, that guy is such a kaiser!"
"You are totally kaising out man!"
"You are such a kais!"
"Sorry for getting all kaiser on you"

by rotohomo March 17, 2009