KAFUCKED

1.)like the expression "KABOOM" instead has the word "fucked" at the end of it.
2.)action word for getting fucked or owned(SAID ONLY WHEN THE INJURY LANDS SPOT ON.)

GUY#1:"the car's comin' straight to him."
GUY#2:"5..4..3..2....1..KAFUCKED!!! oh god, he's not waking up anytime soon.

by Wesley A. Watson January 2, 2008

kafucka

An expression used to portray ones emotions towards a particularly annoying situation.

After realising you've made a terrible mistake:
"kafucka..."

by Lord_of_all_humans January 3, 2007

kafkingian

a compound word phrase refering to kafka and stephen king. refering to a piece of art, lit., or film which embodies both the tacit matter of fact existential horror of franz kafka's writing and the pop culture comedic horror of stephen king. this is where king, hence informed by kafka, makes vast strokes of sentimentality and commonality dramatically horrific.

"jerome, your symbols of domestic entrapment in the new paintings are very kafkingian; the anthropomorphic utensils create a lot of tension...yet are somehow very naive and comic."

by tterragnoslen October 30, 2007

Kafkaf

It’s used to refer to a black / coloured person that can’t run very well and it looks weird, you look like you’re running like an autistic dog.

Dude, that guy is a real kafkaf

by Vaqz November 21, 2018

Kaflarnagus!

An interjection used during an awkward pause in conversation, when the speaker gets bored, or for no reason at all. Most effective when screamed.

Jerry: So I was walking down our street the other day, and I saw this dog with a--

Mary: Kaflarnagus!

by I just plain don't exist March 2, 2011

kafuffle

Something that takes a lot of organising and causes an issue.

I tried to reorganise our hotel but it was a right kafuffle

by Darran September 24, 2005

Kafer

An amazing human being who loves video games and WWE. A phenomenal person to hang with, especially if you have a lot in common with him. Looked up to as a God by some. Also really enjoys offensive memes.

Friend 1: Check out this offensive meme! Kafer would love it
Friend 2: Hahahaha yes! We need to show Kafer this!

by The Unhinged Lunatic November 15, 2017