Joyce

The type of street hooker who would give you a discount if you let her eat your scrum

Joyce gave me a freebie once she realized I was opened to rimjobs

by Mzizzle17 September 19, 2022

Joyced

A term that came to a fruition in early 2022 in Australia. Once the global pandemic restrictions started to lift (Qantas Airways and their low cost subsidiary Jetstar headed by CEO Alan JOYCE) under Alan Joyce's direction, proceeded to sell more tickets for flights than they could handle, 110% of available seats - disgruntled workers from across the airline used isolation rules for self selected days off and a lack of employee cooperation let to an incredible amount of recurring cancellations and significant delays. Delays for some that ran over multiple days. Flight cancellations, lost and missing bags and no staff in terminals, all of which were avoidable and totally self inflicted.

Q. How come you're two days late? A . I was Joyced
Q. Have you got any luggage, yes but not with me, I was Joyced

Do you want to go on vacation or take a business trip? No i can't risk being Joyced.

Was your ticket expensive? Yes, I was totally Joyced.

by Wingnut55 October 1, 2022

Joyce

Oh my lord, if u know someone named Joyce, your really lucky! Because Joyce is truly trustworthy, pretty, nice, helpful, caring, and funny. She'll always stand by your side no matter what! Joyce can be a really great girlfriend, since she'll protect you, care for you, and love you like your the last person on Earth! Joyce can be shy if you just met her, but if u two become friends, you'll see her wild side, she's really cray-cray/crazy!!! And that's what I like about her! And if you make her mad.... Oh dear, she'll rip your head off (she's not gonna really rip your head off, she's just gonna be mad at you). But mostly, she'll forgive you and move on. But she'll never forget what the bad things you did to her.

I liked Joyce ever since I met her. She is simply the best thing that will ever happen to you.

by EveryPersonSheKnows October 5, 2022

Joyce Kinney

Family Guy character who primarily serves as replacement of Diane Simmon's position of co-anchoring with Tom Tucker.

She also dislikes Lois Griffin.

Lois Griffin: Hey, I'm sorry for what I have done during Highschool.

Joyce Kinney: Doesn't stop me publicating a news article about your slutiness in a porno.

by alekschentseto October 17, 2022

daniel joyce

lgbtq+

daniel joyce is apart of the lgbtq+

by the true name of dan October 18, 2022

Joyce

A girl that has kind blue eyes and she is sometimes not at school and has friends named Zoie, Ashira and Armani and she is great at drawing.

Willow: That is a complete Joyce right there!
Adrian: I'm a Joyce and I know it

by Asquad_team TeamOwO272Z December 8, 2021

Joyce

Self proclaimed "GODESS" Joyce is a temper tantrum midget with the highest expectations to spite her own miserable life, however, she is definitely supportive and will always promise to be there for you.. Well an hour late.. Her diet consists of ice-cream , Lindt and did I mention ice-cream? A diabetic, depressed and somehow living human. Joyce is the most likely individual to die in a fire, due to her inability to replace the batteries in her fire alarm. Due to her inability to refuse anything ever, Joyce’s will often get roped into doing something they never wanted to do in the first place, but will end up being the life of the party anyway.

Person 1: Hey Joyce do you wanna go start a street fight in the middle of the city and commit multiple crimes with us? I promise it'll be fun
Joyce:

Person 2: Just say no. You can do it. Don't be roped into their stupid criminal activities.
Joyce: sure, I'm in.

by notatepeistan December 28, 2021