Did a Josie

When someone say's or does something stupid, usually resulting the in company they are with laughing at them, hard.

"Oh sheeeeut, fell over whilst carrying a tray? Did a Josie..."

by popugoodhorsey December 26, 2011

Josie Bishop

The proper name (which itself sounds marvelous) of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. Basically, the perfect girl, even if she thinks otherwise. There's no actual definition to her name, as it is something you feel, not formulate an opinion about, hence any word is just not enough. And anyone that doesn't see that on her cannot deserve a spot on her heart. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon, and be the best you can to her.

«the boy sees the list of his classmates over the teacher's desk and thinks»:

"Josie Bishop"...what a singular name!

by Jo'ves April 5, 2017

josie bea

a sexy girl with a fat juicy ass... also loves mac and cheese

damn i wish i was dating josie bea shes so thiccc

by josiewithafatass April 16, 2020

Josie blood

A prostitute who lurks the local streets of snodland and lures the young for a Eskimo pie and a friendly cunt punt

Josie blood is a thot

by Hahahaloliebbsjb May 25, 2018

Josie abrakax

Visit slag, 2 faced twat, piece of shit and obese for full definition

"You look like josie abrakax" fuck no I don't wanna look like a hoe

by Iliketoes9973018492 May 31, 2020

Josye

A very kind, funny, crack head of a girl that is easily likeable. She most likely is a basic white chick or the complete opposite of a basic white chick; it is a cooler version of the more known “Josie”

“Yo bro, did you see Josye in her Ford Focus earlier with a Starbucks Frappe?” “No, but I have heard she is a basic chick”

by Yeetlord25 April 20, 2020

Josie

The love of my life, with pretty eyes, cute meows, and sexxyyy body. Her noises are cute and has a gorgeous and fun personality and she makes me smile even when im sad.

Full of sexy wisdom, and love her interests in insects and sneks even though im deathly terrified of them (Maybe ill warm up to them).
I want to marry this woman and have cats with her <3

Josie makes me cum so much

by azuramints December 24, 2023