Belly joying

(ABDL slang) A term that best describes using two cylindrical objects wrapped in layered padding and covering materials to simulate the feel of a parent's legs and one lying across these objects in the prone position like a toddler or infant

Belly joying makes me feel so relaxed.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Pho-joeing

The action of throwing an object backwards with your feet. Linked to the sport "Pho Joe" /fō jow/

Person 1 : What are you doing?
person 2 : I'm pho-joeing to warm up for the match.

by Souhl August 26, 2023

Roy Joking Me

When you convince your tarded homie something outrageous is true and he falls for it over and over for 30 years cause he is a tard.

Me "Something crazy."
Tard "OH my gosh, that must be true, I'm such a tard."
Everyone else "Laughs"
Card "OH wait, are you Roy Joking Me?"

by Misterpinksaysthings May 13, 2024

I'm only joking

having a joke.

I'm only joking about going to heaven.

by Debskelly1985 March 7, 2023

I was joking

The perfect excuse when you just said something stupid.

Person 1: kill yourself i hope you die a brutal death you serve zero purpose i forgot to mention your bs too
Person 2: holy shit what is wrong with you
Person 1: i was joking
Person 2: sure buddy lmao

by an extremely depressed bandu May 16, 2023

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023

"I'm Joking" Paradox

When a person talks about a topic a little to much but denies liking the thing they are talking about, thus creating a paradox as it is unknown whether they actually mean what they say.

"Jake talks about liking that one girl a little too much but says he doesn't like her. I think its an "I'm Joking" Paradox"
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by Scoria May 26, 2023