by WilcoB March 7, 2009
Get the Johan mug.Many See Johann Sebastian Bach as an excessively talented composer of many famous symphonies, this being true he was more renowned for being the original gangster. With nobody wanting to get close enough to join his gang or anyone daring to start a rival gang he simply stood alone. Johann was forced to target innocent victims to continue his blood lust. Usually upper-class people at banquents. His weapon of choice being an extremely dull axe, so dull that it might as well not even be an axe, he would hang out of his one-man chariot and reduce the victims skull to the consistency of mashed potatoes. The only clue that Johann's victims had of their rapidly approaching fate was Johann battle cry which was in fact his name:
JO-HANN!!!
JO-HANN!!!
by Dylustin March 9, 2008
Get the JoHANN! mug.a dirty johan is an explicit sexual act which occurs when a man and a woman are engaged in intercourse, two German midgets (one named Johan) enter and defocate on the females chest and facial areas. Shortly after, the men smear the fecal matter into specific patterns, replicating a German adapatation of the Karma Sutra. After the traditional smearing and design, the German midget circle the female while chanting the German word for shit, or "shizer". To finalize the ceremonial tradition, the woman subsequently engages in intercourse with both the original male and both German midgets. It is mandated in German tradition that consumation of the tradition only occurs when the woman has all three parties participating in simultaneous penetration.
During my trip through Eastern Europe, I was absolutely delighted by my experience at one particular brothel. At this place of business, was when I first experienced the dirty johan. At first, I was slightly apprehensive. However, I must say the German men were terrific and to be honest, I've never seen anything quite as breath taking as a woman, covered in feces, begging for rougher anal, vaginal and oral penetration. Needless to say, I was quite pleased. Oh and by the way, this brothel was in a small corner of South Eastern Berlin. I can provide the name of the place if necessary. Happy hunting my fellow noble men!
by dubz13 July 7, 2010
Get the dirty johan mug.Pronounced Jo-Ha-I-ra, It's Spanish but the "J" isnt pronounced as a "H". Johaira is a name given to any female but most likely Asian or Spanish and she is quite dark for her nationality. Also a really flirty, fun and fabulous. The name Johaira is capable of being a leader and guide others.
by Julian-Garcia June 15, 2013
Get the Johaira mug.A very nice and smart girl with lots of talent and passes all her classes and will be very successful in the future
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Get the Johann mug.A amazingly beautiful individual who has the biggest heart that anyone can have. She wears her heart on her sleeve and is prone to keep a wall up, but there will be that one special person that she will let, break that wall down. Johanice is sweet and kind and knows exactly what to say at the right time. There isn't one person Johanice doesn't come in contact with, that she doesn't make laugh or smile. She is caring, in all the right ways and was born to someday make somebody really happy.
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