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me: johnathan is not a murderer

my homie jamaal: yo shut the fuck up and smoke weed with me
by shit yourself now August 26, 2023
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Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them
Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered
by B3th4nyTurn3R July 22, 2024
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Johnathanification

The act of subtly converting to a true gay around the homies.
Bros getting Johnathanificationed, I think he is really gay now.
by noenmt December 30, 2023
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Johnathan’s dick

There are two names for johnathan’s dick. number 1 is johnathan’s dick. Number two is iyanna’s dick. Basically what that means is johnathan’s dick is mine so dnt even think abt trying to get it. It’s mines and he know it’s mine😘
Johnathan’s dick is now iyanna’s dick
by freakygirl231 November 19, 2023
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Joanthan

A black guy who play to much fortnite and still loses
Is that Joanthan the tryhard
by jacobs’s chez November 20, 2023
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johnthan

Really nice, caring, loving, and funny person. Can sometimes be mean as a joke and is ghetto. Very cute though with an energetic energy and cute smile.
I need a little johnthan boy in my life- alondra
by hearts4.lili November 20, 2023
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johnathan jackson

he is a cute funny man named johnathan from norway
ronny: wow your so johnathan jackson
john: athan
by peepeepoopoochat December 2, 2023
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