Jewish Wallet 

When you put coins in the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis

“Hey Larry can I borrow a Quarter?”
“Yeah let me get it out of my Jewish Wallet”

Jewish Wallet by Sypek January 22, 2020

Jewish Woodchipper 

When she is giving you head and she starts to nibble on your foreskin.

Man 1: woah bro what happen to ya cock?
Man 2: she gave me that nice Jewish Woodchipper bro

Jewish Woodchipper by thefortniteburgerguy October 4, 2020

Jewish Pussy Pirate

A Jewish person who dresses up like a pirate and goes to an orgy.

“Did you see that Jewish pussy pirate and the orgy last night? He banged every woman that was there.”

Jewish Pussy Pirate by Leo Denson November 10, 2020

Jewish Cuckold 

An average Jewish Cuckold white guy who is cuckolded with people of color by his Jewish girlfriend. More popular in the Northeast especially among young liberal couples. Jewish cuckold guys are totally chill about their girls cheating with POC.

"Um so Sarah... When you cuck Marc do you let him eat you out afterwards? Or do you let him put his little pink thing in you after you get fucked?"

"Morty loves when I have sex with Latin guys and come home and sit on his face. He jacks his little white thing off while I tell him about me having an actual orgasm from sex,"

"Marc is such a good Jewish Cuckold that he got a vasectomy and paid for Tyrone and I to visit his friends in Jamaica next month."

Jewish Cuckold by Jacqueline Barrett & Marc Matz February 24, 2023

Jewish football 

A sporting event in which the object of the game is to get "the quarter back".

I lost at Jewish Football...

Jewish football by hahahahahahahahahaha January 17, 2008

jewish donut 

See definition bagel.

Ezeekial likes to eat a jewish donut for breakfast.

jewish donut by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005

jewish virgin

A female who does anal, oral, and just about everything else... with the exception of vaginal intercourse, so she can still claim to be a virgin on her wedding day.

"She has herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea... but no kids."
"Oh, she must be a Jewish virgin!"

jewish virgin by Jesus Swallows November 26, 2006