Steaming Aunt Jemima

A bowl/bucketful of fresh piss and diarrhea, poured over someone's head like syrup over a stack of pancakes.

Non-Sexual: The juvenile miscreants were so vile that they gave a boat full of tourists a Steaming Aunt Jemima as it passed beneath bridge on which they stood.
Sexual: Their favorite type foreplay progressed over time from anal fingering, to a Glass Bottom Boat, then a Hot Carl, and finally ending up as a Steaming Aunt Jemima because they were some seriously fucked individuals.

by Captain Sodomy October 12, 2006

eating eggs like jeremy irons

when you entirely peel a hard boiled egg and eat it while holding it in your hand a la jeremy irons in die hard 3 when hes talking to maclean right after he shoots samuel l jackson in the leg.

I'm eating eggs like jeremy irons

by ronnie_e September 23, 2009

jeremiah

young wild and free

Jeremiah says fuck this shit dogg im out

by juggalo13 September 28, 2013

Jeremyism

It's a cult but we call it a religion...

It's a religion

Random person -

WOAH! that religion looks so cool!

A Jeremy-
Yes that is what we call....

JEREMYISM.

by Pickleypucks September 15, 2020

Jeremy Mayfield

Nascar driver who is unfairly persecuted against by the mafia controlled Racing empire. Doesn't agree with the "entertainment" avenue traveled by the sport, and lives by the "Shut Up and Drive" mantra. Also, loves to take the smart drug adderall to get high, however, this is not the same as smoking methamphetamine. Was banned by Nascar after proving he was right, but not having the same 348957258073458934 billion dollars in revenue (as them) to win his argument.

"Man I got fired today, guess that's what I get for being such a Jeremy Mayfield"

by lickip July 17, 2009

Jeremias

Jeremias has a huge cock and loves to passionately please women. A Jeremias can fuck you until you scream because that’s how great his sexual pleasure is. Be sure to fuck a Jeremias in your life. Some don’t have the chance.

Dude that guy fucked me so good, his name has to be “Jeremias”!!

by Hardcockhaver October 24, 2019

Jeremy

A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".

We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

by Trenton Romulox December 4, 2006